How True

[mendon]

thought this was cute!       I was having trouble with my cumputer.  So I called Bobby, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over, Bobby clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.  As he was walking away, I called after him,  "So what was wrong?  He replied, "It was a ID ten T error."                                         I didn't want to appear stupid, but none the less inquired, "An ID ten T error?  What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'  Boby grinned..........'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?  'No I replied.  "Write it down, he said,' I think you'll figure it out.'  So I wrote down;  I D 1 0 T                                         I used to like Bobby................

[edog743]

I almost spit out my cofee. That is funny

[marie meijer]

Good one! Mendon. I like your Will Rogers quote, edog!

[mendon]

Here"s another one!     When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local Motor vehicle Bureau was packed.  The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.  He inpected his photo for a moment and commented to the cleark, " I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."  The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reassured him, "It's okay.. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

[edog743]

LOL  Thanks marie

[mendon]

   ok last one for the day......................    A lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll.   She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price.The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's $28" Lady asks "well, anything else?"  "We have an equestrain Barbie, and she's $28"  Lady asks "anything else ?"  " Well we have divorced Barbie and she's $250"  The lady replies "I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive.  The others were only $28.  What is so special about divorced Barbie?"  The clerk replied " Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff."

[edog743]

There are few guys on this site that cringed  when they read this. Bringing back a bunch of bad memories.

[mendon]

  Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone, thought it was kinda funny,  but I do realize in real life it isn't at all funny, my son has been going through it for 9 years, with 2 boys and a crazy ex.  Again sorry

[edog743]

I found it very funny Mendon been married almost 29 years.

[mendon]

We just had 43 years last week