A drunk monkey can play slots as well as Einstein
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A drunk monkey can play slots as well as Einstein
But a drunk monkey isn't likely to do well playing video poker
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When my monkey gets drunk he heads right to the Let It Ride tables...
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When my monkey gets drunk he heads right to the Let It Ride tables...
i thought your drunk monkey might be headed somewhere else.
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I let mine shoot craps to let off some steam. He can really get on a roll.
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I've used variations of this quote in my writings over the years.With certain slots, however, Einstein would have the edge --- were he still alive and willing to apply his intelligence in this direction."Must Hit By" slots take skill in figuring out when they are a positive play.As do slot progressives.As does figuring out some promotions --- such as 10x points + drawing tickets + comps. At some casinos, the extra drawing tickets awarded slots over video poker add quite a bit in EV.When I first used the quote, I wasn't thinking of any of these special problems where having a mind for numbers definitely helps. At that time, I couldn't conceive of a time when I would ever play slots.Today, however, I do play slots sometimes when I believe I have the edge.
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I'm a sucker for Dean Martin machines. sigh
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I have such tunnel vision all I think about is a nice VP score. Especially now in the bar environment, where we are all quite locked in.
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Would a A drunk monkey know how to play every line in a game where you can choose how many lines to play and how many coins on each line?
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Internet 2015.
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Would a A drunk monkey know how to play every line in a game where you can choose how many lines to play and how many coins on each line?
If it was a Harvard monkey, probably not.....
If it was a Harvard monkey, probably not.....