This put a smile on my face.

[Tedlark]

I never said I didn't enjoy Cannonball either. The Great One ad-libbed 95% of his work in Smokey I.

[Carcounter]

"Some *****" Jackie Gleeson was the best. Sally Field's posterior not too bad either

[paco13]

I thought so.
Sequel's don't often seem to live up to the originals and movies rarely seem to be as good as the book when based on one.

[Tedlark]

"Soon as I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama right in the mouth."

[DaBurglar]

Yep, I'm wondering WHY you are telling me all of this too. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I'M FROM CHICAGO AND SISKEL & EBERT WERE FIXTURES IN CHICAGO FOR MANY YEARS.

Tedlark: DaBurglar, look at my thumb.
[DaBurglar looks at Ted's thumb. Ted punches DaBurglar in the face.]
Tedlark: Gee, you're dumb

- This was a scene from Animal House. All parts, with the exception of DaBurglar, were played by Tedlark.
First, its refreshing to see you express your innermost HONEST feelings about things instead of the bull you usually shovel.....now I know why you refuse to ever even consider facing me and saying all the absurd things you say here from the safety of your keyboard and parent's basement.....WTF does animal house have to do with anything?   WHO cares if you were a fixture in chicago along with other fixtures like Siskel, Ebert, Ernie banks and Al friggin Capone?   YOU were the one who interjected Ebert into this discourse in the first place, essentially implying that if Ebert hated a movie that was the end of the discussion......are you honestly going to now sit there and say you cannot understand the latest point I made in my last post, so instead you resort to your usual tactic of mocking?    Do you even know how to read?

[Tedlark]

I may have brought Roger Ebert into the post but I wasn't the one who went on to provide his biography, you did.

DaBurglar you need to get one thing right in your mind: I AM NOT afraid to "face you." I most likely would never meet you in person because we just will never like each other. Not even a smidge.

As for my parents and living in their basement; they're both long deceased and I miss them every day. If it took: me pushing you, chair and all, into the Atlantic Ocean just so I could have one more day with them then you really might want to consider shopping for a lifejacket.

Yeah, I think I've got this reading thing down,comprehension too. Speaking of reading, you should give it a try: wheredid I say that I was a fixture in Chicago? I said SISKEL and EBERT were fixtures,not me.

Namaste.

[DaBurglar]

I may have brought Roger Ebert into the post but I wasn't the one who went on to provide his biography, you did.

DaBurglar you need to get one thing right in your mind: I AM NOT afraid to "face you." I most likely would never meet you in person because we just will never like each other. Not even a smidge.

As for my parents and living in their basement; they're both long deceased and I miss them every day. If it took: me pushing you, chair and all, into the Atlantic Ocean just so I could have one more day with them then you really might want to consider shopping for a lifejacket.

Yeah, I think I've got this reading thing down,comprehension too. Speaking of reading, you should give it a try: wheredid I say that I was a fixture in Chicago? I said SISKEL and EBERT were fixtures,not me.

Namaste.Not even a smidge huh?   This hostility and ill will is 100% on you because I prefer to just avoid or ignore people who clearly don't like me; but as evidenced for the last 5 years you just cannot avoid me despite not having a "smidge"..... for myself, I refuse to waste the energy and mental consideration needed to muster even a mild "dislike" towards you....aside & apart from when you somehow consistently manage to "appear" in 90% of the threads I engage in on this site, I don't even think about you.   I wish you'd find a way to give me this same type and level of "non-consideration" and never address me again.....I absolutely guarantee you, if you found the courage and intestinal fortitude to ignore me, WE WOULD both be better off and happier at least when browsing this forum.......ANYONE with a reasonable mind understood my "Parent's Basement" joke.....I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA OR CLUE your parents are "long dead" , and that circumstance HAS NOTHING to do with what I said anyway;  and furthermore, it is possible for someone to live in their parents basement even if the parents are in fact deceased.  .....but hey, if fantasizing about drowning me helps you cope with your loss, I'm fine with that cuz I could care less (about you fantasizing watery death for moi that is, not the fact you are now a 60 year old orphan....about that you have my condolences.) 

[Tedlark]

With your education and self-alleged worldliness you should know better than to make "jokes" like your "parent's basement joke". You really have no clue about how offensive you come off in your posts and not only to me. It goes beyond simple name calling too; how many times have I posted (including pictures) here about attending an XXX porn convention? Never,but you have. You just don't get that some people find it offensive but you really dont think about that before you make the post. You just come off as having an "I don't care what other people think" attitude.

I'm well shy of hitting 60 and I've been on my own for many, many years.

You need to brush up on your social skills and maybe, just maybe; you wouldn't come off so much as an arrogant, know it all, blow hard, jerk.

[DaBurglar]

With your education and self-alleged worldliness you should know better than to make "jokes" like your "parent's basement joke". You really have no clue about how offensive you come off in your posts and not only to me. It goes beyond simple name calling too; how many times have I posted (including pictures) here about attending an XXX porn convention? Never,but you have. You just don't get that some people find it offensive but you really dont think about that before you make the post. You just come off as having an "I don't care what other people think" attitude.

I'm well shy of hitting 60 and I've been on my own for many, many years.

You need to brush up on your social skills and maybe, just maybe; you wouldn't come off so much as an arrogant, know it all, blow hard, jerk. I have been to one "Adult Convention" in the last 5 years....Big whup.   And in the early years of my career between 1992-1995 the company I worked for JUST happened to have a large number of customers in that industry and I was assigned some of them, for BUSINESS, not something I chose or wanted or even had a choice over (not if I wanted to continue working anyway at that particular time and company!)   Yet you continue to try and bludgeon me over it with some nebulous sense of Faux Morality......why is that????    And um, YOU are the only one here who claims offense.....about almost everything.    And for what its worth, and not that is any of your or anyone else's business (but its something I am CHOOSING to share),  Today I would never choose to attend or participate (either from a business or personal standpoint) in such a event again.    Not that I am judging others who might or would (eveb you Ted), its just that is where I NOW stand and believe and feel......Anyone who knows me (and YOU do not) knows I am none of what you said, and that is all that matters..   You are right about me not caring though.....about what you think or say.    Seriously Ted, YOU are the problem here not me.    YOU just admitted it above!  Because, like it or not, if you find me Sooooo exasperating and offensive, then WHY can't you just  STOP POSTING towards me and leave me alone???  The whole world (and forum) wonders.......(Cue a response from ted now about how he MUST "STAND UP" to the tyranny and awfulness that is Daburglar.....)You pick and choose what to take offense about, what to be funny or silly about (attempt anyway), and it changes everyday with you......hence that old characteristic you never seem to shake, HYPOCRISY.      Oh sure, YOU never watched  a porno have you Ted?   You've been a chaste, celibate man you whole life right?   You've never OFFENDED anyone EVER, about anything, have you?  AGain, you don't know me......and apart from your silliness here, I don't know you, and I dont want to......Just go your way, and I'll do the same.    Edited to add:   "The Parents Basement joke" was just that, an OBVIOUS silly and surreal JOKE with a very specific application, and you don't even recall what it is that YOU initially said to prompt me (provoke is more accurate) to make it in the first place???!!!!!!.    So WHY on earth are you Soooooo offended by that?  From a person (ME) who you CLAIM over and over you don't care at all about???   DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW TOTALLY ABSURD YOU ARE with all these contradictory  nonsense statements and opposing views???    Or are you really truly that fickle and moody?   Maybe you really do need professional medical help.....JUST STOP

[Tedlark]

DaBurglar you may have been to one "Adult Convention" in the last 5 years but yet you had to post about it here?

And I may or may not have watched an "adult movie" over the years but if I did I wouldn't see the need to post about it here.

How's your bible study going? LOL.....