You know you're a degenerate gamblers when...

[Tedlark]

But remember: here in good ole' Illinois the lottery money is going to schools.

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[Jstark]

Supposedly same here in Michigan. I tell lottery players to take half the money they'd normally spend on tickets and donate it to their local school, if allowed, and to put the other half back in their pockets. That way it cuts out the middleman called the lottery commission.

[FAA]

When this becomes your favorite lavatory.