Oops Gang, I goofed.

[shadowman]

I sat down at a DDB machine in Oklahoma a couple of weeks ago and knew I was in trouble when I couldn't decide whether to hit a 9-iron or an 8-iron on a 135 yard hole!  My mind tends to wander.
 
Either.
 
Cut the eight or draw the nine ... or, pull out the wedge and blast it.

[MikeA]

Faygo is right.  I don't have an "iron" in my bag any more.  All Hybrids except for the driver and fairway "metals".  I like the way you think SM!

[Eduardo]

So 135 yards is like being dealt a pair of 8's and a pair of 9's in Deuces Wild? This golf game sounds easy.

[Tedlark]

MikeA - Grip it and rip it I say. There's no place on the golf course for timidness. Finess on the dance floor but that's it. My handicap in golf is a 1, the 1 handicap I have is that I'm lefthanded. Good luck, hit em straight and long. ted.

[EDC1977]

Ted, Mike has to compensate for a lot of wind and rattlesnakes. 
 Eduardo, tell me that was sarcasm.

[Tedlark]

Ed, he doesn't swing a club while riding on a motorcycle headed towards Vegas does he? Kidding Mike, kidding. Oh, Eduardo sarcastic? Tell me it's not so?

[oej719]

That would be a sight to see. With all that money under his plastic kmart jacket, plus being intoxicated too boot. Now that is sarcastic.

[cddenver]

My handicap in golf is a 1, the 1 handicap I have is that I'm lefthanded. Good luck, hit em straight and long. ted.
 
I must have a handicap of 2.  I'm left-handed, plus I don't play golf.  Does putt-putt count?  I do have a set of left-handed golf clubs that have to be at least 50 years old that were given to me by an elderly neighbor before he passed on a few years back.  What does that have to do with anything, you might ask - I think it's just my mind wandering. 

[EDC1977]

Along with the fact that you're a southpaw non-golfer