Bizarro World 2023

[FAA]

My only hand pays this year are 2 in January $1200 and $1400. Wonder how that is possible too as sometimes my bets get as high a 20 bucks on multi line games. I am talking maybe $1,250,000 coin in since Feb 1st. On track to drop 50k this year unless things turn around.
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OMG. Same here, but lop off a 0. Poised to jump off a bridge instead of into the Atlantic. Your reports sure are terribly light on hand pays. So many 2023 $5 bets. I figure I would have squeezed one out. My recent Resorts play means losing any way to track hands with their lousy system. I'm fed up and moving yet again to Borgata. At least they have the multiple denomination I require to retreat to quarter play and avoid another bust. Primary bar is crazy busy and I would have to hit the sports bar. It's been a complete fiasco for me.

[dinghy]

better than a rainbow.

I'm not certified for rainbows.

Nice blanket. Native American?

Yes, I've lived here since I was born.

[olds442jetaway]

Maybe the leprechaun was listening this trip or read my post above. He almost took all of the Mrs credits, then gave her Aces with a 4 multiplier for 3200 nickels. That almost got her even, but not quite. Realizing this within a few minutes he gave her 4 twos twice, one with a kicker and low multiplier. I only have a pic of her Aces, but she ended up ok for the session.
I had one of those weird feelings that LLtalks about. My first hand of the day gave me quad deuces. It was steadily up after that handing out wild Royals and five of a kinds etc.
This trip, I stuck with single hand play, following the clone. FINALLY, I landed a Royal with a sizable bet in. Pic attached. Long way to go to be even for 2023, but this helps a bunch. This time, I quit and turned in instead of playing. We were able to get out all of our small free play as well for gas and tip money. Can’t forget the Animal Shelter. That’s on my list for first thing tomorrow. It’s on the way to my favorite breakfast diner too.

[OTABILL]

That is great news. Hopefully it portends a nice winning streak for both of you.

[Come Back Kid]

Very nice Olds!!! Congrats to both of you!

[doris13]

very happy for you olds and congrats to mrs olds too

[dinghy]

I had one of those weird feelings that LLtalks about.

My ex-wife dragged me to the fireworks show. Who cares, they all look the same. But as I focused, I started seeing objects in the sky. A unicycle. A porcupine. A bundt cake. Finally she wanted to go home, and I said just five more minutes. Last object I remember visualizing was a K of clubs.

Probably nothing.

[olds442jetaway]

One never knows! Thanks all.

[OTABILL]

I had one of those weird feelings that LLtalks about.

My ex-wife dragged me to the fireworks show. Who cares, they all look the same. But as I focused, I started seeing objects in the sky. A unicycle. A porcupine. A bundt cake. Finally she wanted to go home, and I said just five more minutes. Last object I remember visualizing was a K of clubs.

Probably nothing.

[FAA]

Congratulations. I continue to get clubbed. That hit would make my decade.