Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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olds442jetaway
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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Here’s the wife’s pic.
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Very nice!

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ditto

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Solo trip planed for tomorrow evening. Will probably decide on the game when I get there. Years ago, I tried something different, but you really had to have your wits about you so as to not make mistakes on the holds. I would play a dozen hands or so on JOB. If it seemed cold, switch to Deuces Wild. If it was still cold with the same number of hands played, I would switch to joker kings. Then start over with the game that was the least cold.

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Good luck

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:27 pm
Years ago, I tried something different, but you really had to have your wits about you so as to not make mistakes on the holds. I would play a dozen hands or so on JOB. If it seemed cold, switch to Deuces Wild. If it was still cold with the same number of hands played, I would switch to joker kings. Then start over with the game that was the least cold.
Not to diminish your contributions to the sport, but the crackheads in southern Nevada have been doing that for as long as I remember.

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I’m glad they are out there! We have a few here too, but not many that I know of in the casino. Back from the trip. Was very lucky. I did play the way I described above, but got smoked on JOB where I usually have my worst luck anyway, smoked on Deuces, and lucky or awhile on Joker, ( pic attached ). In semi desparation, and down about 600, I packed in about 6:30 AM. Checkout time was 1pm so after a light late breakfast and coffee, I decided to use the Clone on my wife’s game without the Ultimate X option. I also stretched out how long I stay at a current bet level before increasing due to the volatility of the DDB No game. Got lucky before my bets got high enough to finish off my session bankroll. I immediately cashed out, picked up my giveaway, and headed for the hills much relieved Just as an aside, a guy playing one machine apart from me last night at 25 bucks a pop on one line JOB, drew 2 cards and landed a 20k Royal. He said it was not his first at Bizarro, but it didn’t break his record of 40k. He was down 2k before it hit. Smart. He took a check.

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:16 pm
Got lucky before my bets got high enough to finish off my session bankroll.
Nice hit, but who are you and what have you done with oldsjetaway? He doesn't DDB. :?

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WTG Olds, or as Dinghy implies your clone. :lol: Quarter, single-line DDB is the game I play 99+ 5 of the time. But only on machines with 5-coin max coin-in. I have seen machines where you could play 10 coins, but never anything more than that. Glad you were able to play 24 coins in when the deuces with the kicker hit.

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OTABILL wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:20 pm
WTG Olds, or as Dinghy implies your clone. :lol:
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If an infinite number of oldsjetaways played an infinite number of DDB machines, how long would it take to earn a Momentum Dollar?

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