Bizarro World 2024!

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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dinghy
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Re: Bizarro World 2024!

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2024 2:29 pm
I don’t photo the hits on lines I don’t have.
FAA would post it.

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I do hate to see those hands come in though. I have talked about and haven’t done it yet of making a template out of plastic or Oak tag to cover all but the center deal line. I doubt the casino would allow it, maybe I will ask someone. On the other hand, I don’t want to draw too much attention to this machine. The last thing I need is to have it reprogrammed to what they did when they reopened after Covid. They made it so you had to bet 15 bucks to get paid the correct amount for the Royal instead of one.

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2024 9:38 pm
I do hate to see those hands come in though. I have talked about and haven’t done it yet of making a template out of plastic or Oak tag to cover all but the center deal line.
This can't be real.

Your entire system is based on pattern observation to determine bet amounts and line selections. Information that would be irrelevant to me, is critical to you. So what do you do? Cover it up!

Why didn't I think of that?
I doubt the casino would allow it, maybe I will ask someone.
Just try it with toilet paper first. They'll let you know if it's a problem.
On the other hand, I don’t want to draw too much attention to this machine.
There's no way for them to find it. All the machines look pretty much alike.

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Wow! Nice hit Olds!!! WTG... :up:

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Thanks CBK.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Yes I know they already know everything. I’m talking about drawing attention of suits by covering up most of the screen. Actually I know there are no patterns other than in Randomness. My survival up there comes down to money management and surviving until something hits. Usually in 8 or 10 hours something will. Even though most times it won’t be a Royal. On a single line game in an average session for me, in the long run, a Royal should only appear every 8-10 trips.

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dinghy wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2024 3:43 pm

He's a sometime player at Mohegan Sun, but he rarely martins, and doesn't often gale.
Ok thanks, I probably should have guessed that. I've sporadically followed this and other video poker websites for many years such as the Wizards of Odds. There is a term that's different from "trolling" that is used to describe people who visit and view websites but do not actually join up. It can be intimidating because I recall many of the old feuds and knife fights on the other forums and on this one. There was one man who if you type his name the computer automatically prints FALALALAH or something like that.

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Karl_EDT wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:16 am
There was one man who if you type his name the computer automatically prints FALALALAH or something like that.
Ah yes - that would be Rob Vocalist!

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Post by dinghy »

Karl_EDT wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:16 am
There is a term that's different from "trolling" that is used to describe people who visit and view websites but do not actually join up.
Lurking. Yes, I did that here in the past because it appeared the noise exceeded the signal.
It can be intimidating because I recall many of the old feuds and knife fights on the other forums and on this one. There was one man who if you type his name the computer automatically prints FALALALAH or something like that.
Those memories are still here, but the participants are mostly inactive. One of the marquee battles was between Phil the recreational player and Bob the AP. In this thread, olds and I have occasionally sparred in that vein, but hopefully much more civilly. Olds is always a gentleman, and deservedly much loved here on the board.

Without looking, I think Rob Vocalist must have been ejected many years ago. He's still around elsewhere.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Need a thick skin to survive in this world we live in. That said borrowing from a still used law……stand your ground…….just be careful if begins to crack and shake. Doesn’t my sister know that first hand. She lives in California. Not far from San Fran. In one of the quakes out there many years ago she was in a bank building and the marble columns started coming down all around her. Thank God they missed. I guess I am not the only one who remembers the tv footage of layers of highway flattening down on each other back then. I think that bad one was in 1989 and near Santa Cruz.

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