VideoPoker.com May Contest

[bigsteve5273@yahoo.c]

never fear........     lying, boozing monkeys will eventually prevail

[grandpa]

Just read the contest rules, getting ready to clean up and win a hat , and find that the contest "open to all members" has a rule that entrants (1) must be over 21 - no problem; when I turned 21 there was no video poker - or internet - or color television, and (2) Must be a U.S. resident. Am I the only Canuck who finds this curious? Hey, we do have internet here in the frozen North, and we sure could use a hat for the long winters. Just because we can finally go to Vegas and get more than 63 cents for our dollar, should we be shut out of this lucrative opportunity to class up our wardrobes ?? How about letting us in with a chance to win a hockey helmet?

[rayj]

If i were in power,  I would bend the rules for you grandpa!!!

[oej719]

a vp hockey helmet? Why not?

[cddenver]

I say let the monkeys have booze!!! That would be funnier than saying I can detect hot and cold cycles but I cannot figure out my checkbook so I will go bankrupt!

 
That checkbook stuff is easy, oej.  Just make sure that 85% of the numbers that go in it have plus signs in front of them.  Those numbers with minus signs in front of them shouldn't count anyway - they're just for fun.

[cddenver]

How about letting us in with a chance to win a hockey helmet?
 
Grandpa, I agree that the Canucks are getting a bad deal.  So, if a miracle should happen and I win the contest I'll trade you the garb for some Molson's.  Fair enough? 

[oej719]

That cddenver is a smart person. And now he will give his hat to Grandpa. I like your checkbook solution. More plus signs will do it for sure. Instead of 85% plus signs what if I used plus signs 110% of the time. I could actually make a profit off my checkbook. OMG.
Do you think I would have to report the profit on my taxes?
Man this is my best idea ever!!!! I still have over 200 checks left from my last order.
Thanks cd.

[MikeA]

Hey, welcome aboard GRANDPA....from another proud Grandpa.
 
I seriously doubt that the discrimination against you Canuck's and Aussies and the rest outside the US boundarys is generated by the owners of this website.  Probably has to do with that stupid anti-online-gambling crap Uncle Sugar imposed!
 
Just read the contest rules, getting ready to clean up and win a hat , and find that the contest "open to all members" has a rule that entrants (1) must be over 21 - no problem; when I turned 21 there was no video poker - or internet - or color television, and (2) Must be a U.S. resident. Am I the only Canuck who finds this curious? Hey, we do have internet here in the frozen North, and we sure could use a hat for the long winters. Just because we can finally go to Vegas and get more than 63 cents for our dollar, should we be shut out of this lucrative opportunity to class up our wardrobes ?? How about letting us in with a chance to win a hockey helmet?

[JDanknich]

Well, I gots no chance of beating that high score, but I'm pleased about my 6,940 which is easily my highest score.  Of course, the 4 Aces I got came on a held pair.  And I had 7 Three of a Kinds dealt to me, and only one quad came from those.  Nothing dealt to me, either, and still in search of that elusive first Royal.

[grandpa]

Cddenver, you got a deal. 24 of Molson's finest for your hat. There's no chance you won't win this contest, is there?