Bizarro World 2024!

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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olds442jetaway
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Re: Bizarro World 2024!

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Render to Caesar what Is Caesars ! Unfortunately, long term, that is what we all do playing VP. Caesar of course being the Casino or Bizarro World. Take your pick. A solo trip is planned for tomorrow evening. I plan to leave my prize Hen well hidden in the Hen House, my Cow that gives the sweetest milk in a neighbor’s barn, and the best crops harvested and packed into a secret root cellar. I will open my palm and if I must, render a handful of nickels to Caesar’s tax collectors. The fields will appear barren and the barn and corn bins virtually empty as well. With any luck, the Smith will have my sword razor sharp, my shield hammered and toned in perfect bronze, and me wits about me and discipline always ready when called for!

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A solo trip is planned for late evening. It’s Triple Status Day. ( unfortunately ends at midnight. ) Goal is just to play with the Mrs card and work on getting her a status bump before the cutoff on 9/30. I’ve already hit my level at unfortunately great expense this year.

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Post by FAA »

What price status? I’m sure TT is asking himself the same thing as he awakens to the reckoning today.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Whatever it is, unless you value your comps at retail, it just doesn’t add up.

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Post by OTABILL »

Olds, hope you achieve your objective and reach your status goal (for Mrs Olds that is).

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Thanks much!

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Quick update. I got the Mrs Leap status at great expense. 1200 bucks in one session. At least it’s done and will be good for 6 months. She will get at least that much out of them in free play over the next 6 months or so. As soon as I switched back to my card, I hit this and it put a little dent in the -1200. Just pulled into the Bizarro garage now for a solo overnight. I don’t know of anyone on this site that plays Joker Kings regularly at 98.44 for quarters. It’s still in my top 3 games I like to try. And the Royal is 940 for bet 1.
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Good luck during your solo trip. I have not seen joker kings at any casino I have played at in recent years in metro Phoenix albeit, I have not searched for it.

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Thanks Bill. Back home and unfortunately another bust Not good, but could have been worse. Had another great lunch at Tuscany on the house. Brought enough home for 2 more meals. Neither of us eat big meals anymore. Probably no more trips until next week. This is the longest slump I can remember. No pics to send this time. 😬

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Sounds like a sabbatical from MS is in order. Hopefully things will improve when the sabbatical ends.

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