2025 Oscars

[FAA]

"You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 AM."
-Conan O'Brien addressing Adam Sandler

[Jstark]

I can sum up all of these useless awards shows with just one picture.

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[Tedlark]

A guy airing out his stinky pits?

[FAA]

Sandler’s gambling was completely out of control in “Uncut Gems.” I remember him procuring a helicopter to land on the roof of an AC casino so his perfect ten mistress could place a sure fire basketball bet.

[Jstark]

A guy airing out his stinky pits?

That's professional wrestler Barry Horowitz. His gimmick was to pat himself on his back. That's all those award shows are. Just each other patting themselves on their backs.