Slot Massacre??

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dinghy
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Re: Slot Massacre??

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onemoretry wrote:
Sat May 10, 2025 4:51 am
News to me. If stp is super triple play, how do you abbreviate super times pay?
Here's why I'm confused. After a 5-month absence, SM's buddy John's World just posted to YouTube. It's a short montage of jackpot clips, with looped audio from a movie:

"Because the house always wins. You play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house."

What did he actually do when the perfect hand came along? He bet one coin :wacko: .

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Post by Tedlark »

Gulp!!!

LOL, LOL, LOL...

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Post by onemoretry »

I had to look twice. For a brief time, I thought it was an FAA hand.

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Post by Tedlark »

onemoretry wrote:
Sat May 10, 2025 8:38 am
I had to look twice. For a brief time, I thought it was an FAA hand.
Like minds, pal, like minds...

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Post by felix »

Those YouTube video poker players are vastly overrated. They work for clicks, not jackpots. I was actually convinced to watch one of the videos of a so-called top YouTube VP player. Not only was he playing a reduced paytable, but I counted three different (easy) hold mistakes in less than 15 minutes. Waste of time, in my opinion.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

I thought for sure as a goof somebody put an FAA Royal on this thread. I hope when he gets one lightning won’t strike at the wrong moment.

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Post by Tedlark »

Didn't FAA hit a one coin royal before? I seem to recollect a short coin royal.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Yep. I just don’t remember the details

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Post by dinghy »

Tedlark wrote:
Sat May 10, 2025 6:50 pm
Didn't FAA hit a one coin royal before? I seem to recollect a short coin royal.
I posted a one coin royal :oops: which was either dealt or redrawn (not sure which :oops:):

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On my game, the full coin royal would have only paid 2500 instead of 4000.

Here's the John's World single-coiner with the jackpot amount visible:

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Post by FAA »

At least it was a $6K jackpot. I’d have done the $5 max if I wanted to be an influencer, of course. I had two short quads yesterday, which is plenty infuriating enough.

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