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The Vp Voodoo king is at it again. I got an email from a friend of a friend that just cracked me up so much that I just have to share it with you all.
Someone we all get a big laugh from all the time is now claiming he has vp ESP!!! Get this-- Not only can he detect the hot and cold cycles he claims, but now has thru heavy drinking and voodoo can spot the events leading to the cycles!!! Wow!!!! He even has conjured up two new guru names for himself. "Machine Whisperer" and
"Pattern Dective". Can you believe it? Desperate times calls for desperate measures and I think this is one of them for him. Spooky ain't it. Consider yourself warned and have a good laugh. I did.
Don't be bamboozlooed. Read more of these hilarous claims on my blog.
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oej719
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shadowman
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I think he's getting very frustrated. He even created another alias on the LVA forums after his last 10 or so have been banned. Of course, the first thing he did was berate a couple of nice folks for no reason at all.
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cddenver
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Desperate times calls for desperate measures and I think this is one of them for him. Spooky ain't it. Consider yourself warned and have a good laugh. I did.
Don't be bamboozlooed. Read more of these hilarous claims on my blog.
I had the same info forwarded to me by a friend, and it was good for a chuckle. Rob writes about how he's working on detecting a new machine cycle - not hot or cold, but warm. He's able to win (he says), but not enough that the cycle would qualify as actually "hot". Good grief, more snake oil.
Several of us here have been known to poke fun at Rob from time to time. That's because he's not taken seriously. I could go through my own list of "why not?" reasons, but my personal favorite is that he's been caught on several occasions creating aliases on this site and then writing testimonials to himself, posing as a satisfied customer. Same thing on some other sites. Why say anything more? If I was a newbie asking a more experienced player about Rob and heard that, I'd lose interest fast. Wouldn't even need to get into discussions on specific aspects of his game.
Don't be bamboozlooed. Read more of these hilarous claims on my blog.
I had the same info forwarded to me by a friend, and it was good for a chuckle. Rob writes about how he's working on detecting a new machine cycle - not hot or cold, but warm. He's able to win (he says), but not enough that the cycle would qualify as actually "hot". Good grief, more snake oil.
Several of us here have been known to poke fun at Rob from time to time. That's because he's not taken seriously. I could go through my own list of "why not?" reasons, but my personal favorite is that he's been caught on several occasions creating aliases on this site and then writing testimonials to himself, posing as a satisfied customer. Same thing on some other sites. Why say anything more? If I was a newbie asking a more experienced player about Rob and heard that, I'd lose interest fast. Wouldn't even need to get into discussions on specific aspects of his game.
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oej719
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If he said he could walk on water or better yet ride his scooter on water, I would like that better than Pattern Dective or Machine whisperer. I still can't stop laughing. Everytime I say that- Machine Whisperer I just crack up again.
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oej719
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I think he's getting very frustrated. .
I agree. When he tells lie after lie to feed his ego and to scam the novice for his own finacial and deviate motives, frustration is bound to set in. Even stronger medications at this point would not help his episodes. Maybe his life partner will intervene and get him real help. The machine whisperer is blowing his final wad I am afraid. RIP Machine
I agree. When he tells lie after lie to feed his ego and to scam the novice for his own finacial and deviate motives, frustration is bound to set in. Even stronger medications at this point would not help his episodes. Maybe his life partner will intervene and get him real help. The machine whisperer is blowing his final wad I am afraid. RIP Machine
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cddenver
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If he said he could walk on water or better yet ride his scooter on water, I would like that better than Pattern Dective or Machine whisperer.
I think that he'd have more success with walking or scooter-ing on water than with his special plays.
I think that he'd have more success with walking or scooter-ing on water than with his special plays.
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oej719
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Cd and shadow has GT contacted either of you to write a column to replace Rob's?
I turned them down but gave you 2 as good canidates.
I turned them down but gave you 2 as good canidates.
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cddenver
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Cd and shadow has GT contacted either of you to write a column to replace Rob's?
I turned them down but gave you 2 as good canidates.
GT wouldn't want me. I'm sure that Rob's smoke-and-mirrors draws more people to the site than the boring stuff that I'd be writing about. I'm too honest, as well. It's magic that sells to the masses, not facts.
I think that you, oej, would be a much better choice than me to be Rob's replacement. I'd immediately become a paying subscriber to GT, and that's no joke. Sorry to read that you already turned it down. () They could also have you do food reviews (yum-yum) and even write for the travel section, where you could tell us more about your adventures.
I turned them down but gave you 2 as good canidates.
GT wouldn't want me. I'm sure that Rob's smoke-and-mirrors draws more people to the site than the boring stuff that I'd be writing about. I'm too honest, as well. It's magic that sells to the masses, not facts.
I think that you, oej, would be a much better choice than me to be Rob's replacement. I'd immediately become a paying subscriber to GT, and that's no joke. Sorry to read that you already turned it down. () They could also have you do food reviews (yum-yum) and even write for the travel section, where you could tell us more about your adventures.
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oej719
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So you like my collard's and cornbread recipe? It is mighty fine. The pig foots and taters is equally as tasty.
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shadowman
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I like the idea of a VP and recipe column. It's never too late to reconsider, oej. Just think you can use a lot of green in either one.
