The VP Voodoo - A story of love

[oej719]

Just got another email fron the "machine whisperer" and he really hates the term scooter for some reason. He is so jealous of shadowman and it shows in a ugly way. He is a lurker ina sick way. I detect a pattern of addiction in him. His scooter is cute an so manly.

[Tedlark]

Due to economics I hear he might be thinking of getting a Segway to commute between Arizona and Las Vegas. The only downfall is that the Segway only stays charged for 25 miles so I hope he has a   l-o-n-g extension cord. Does the Segway come with a drink holder?

[EDC1977]

Ted, his would probably have solar panels and onboard generating systems so power wouldn't be an issue. Kudos to TS the Webmeister for fixing my jacked up post. I looked at it for several minutes trying to figure out how it became a half page entry instead of full page. Thanks! CD in Co, Many of my brews are comped and only the strongest beans will make any difference in taste IE; latte vs. espresso vs. house blend. sometimes drink the tall size but mostly venti seems they're usually free. We trade employee perks. Eduardo doesn't trade anything, he just demands it and they usually give it to him!  I would expect OEJ to make some excellent post about the"only the strongest beans" entry. Hopefully it's a post and not compost!

[oej719]

I have never found a casino that served collards and cornbread. I have spoken with upper managment about it and they asked me not to come back. They still send me thousands of promotional dollars to play at their place.
So coffee is made with beans? Let me inform everyone that coffee and tea are siblings and tea is made with leaves so just logic says coffee is made from leaves.
Try making a drink from lima beans and see what you get?
Remember you heard it here first.
And yes Segway can be special ordered with cups holders and mine has a lock box where I keep the heat and phantom bucks.

[Tedlark]

Joe - this lockbox on your Segway, do you have to hold the lock button while punching in a 4 digit number that only you know? And speaking of collards they do serve them at the buffet in Tunica, I'll stick to the rubber steaks and lumpy mashed potatoes...
 
Ed - I imagine the panels would have to work in moonlight too?

[oej719]

The lock box combination is determined by cycles, which is preceeded by a detectable pattern, which is based on gravity, which is determined by the phase of the moon, which is based on global warming. Cd knows all about it.
Eat more collards, they provide much wisdom against the machines.
Can we get a segway emoticon webman?

[cddenver]

The lock box combination is determined by cycles, which is preceeded by a detectable pattern, which is based on gravity, which is determined by the phase of the moon, which is based on global warming. Cd knows all about it.
Eat more collards, they provide much wisdom against the machines.
Can we get a segway emoticon webman?
 
Oej's right, except that he forgot to mention that the current sunspot cycle is taken into account as well.  That's best determined while sitting in the place with the brown and beige pattern, sipping a tasty hot beverage, and looking out the window.  If they served collards there I'd never have to leave.  Well, they'd need to put in some VP machines as well.
 
I'd like to see that emoticon too, WM, but only if you can find one in wild orange.  If you can't, I'll just continue to pretend.
 
I noticed some definite pre-patterns on my PC while playing this morning, so I'm off to play for real.  I'll report when I get back.
 
 

[Eduardo]

What are collards like I've never eaten them? Succotash?

[oej719]

Forgot to mention that I got 3 chinese twins who said they were good in math to work out 1704 different combinatons for my lockbox. They wrote all of them down on a yellow legal pad and I memorized them all in my head. This was before the war of course. They now make eggrolls for the brass at IGT.

[faygo]

What are collards like I've never eaten them? Succotash?


 
They are kind of like Swiss Chard only they stink when you cook them and make you gag trying to eat them. They put garlic, fatback and other stuff in them trying to make them edible. Don't work. I guess it is a Southern thing.