Bizarro World 2025

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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Re: Bizarro World 2025

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Dec 12, 2025 6:53 am
I’ve got both PB Blaster and WD-40 Ted should you make it out this way Ted or TT. Of course they have the game on multi line machines too and I have Silicone spray for those which are even more stingy. 👍
Been there, lost there. No reason to go far to play 9/6 when I can stay local, play 9/7 and max comps. I have no real interest these days in going to Vegas, Gulf Coast or any of the other popular areas. Besides, lubricating the RNG will only make it cycle faster which we know is bad since that increases opportunity of a bad result on account of the higher percentage of losing hands. But if you persist, I suggest white lithium grease. And a banana peel for the tier credit counter. And Slick 50 for the drink order buttons.

Better to slooooowww it down with black molasses, super glue or Quick-Crete. Then when the Royal comes, apply a liberal dose of Loc-tite.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Good advice TT. Thanks. My new go to game without losses yet! ( nickels ) Triple Spin Poker. Using the Clone of course. No card in either. I know. Superstitious. Also a terrible 16/13 pay table, but at least it is 800 for bet one.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

This was this morning. Same machine. I have the dime or quarter option too and the high limit area has, the same game and a slightly better pay table is available for quarter and up play. Also 800 for bet one. ( All Star 2 ) machines. If we dodge most of the snow Sunday morning, we’ll head up for the Ascend Christmas party up there and stay over. I probably already jinxed that trip just mentioning it, but so far 8 straight sessions without losses on the nickel version. Almost enough wins to fill the gas tank once. 😂. Still waiting for the dealt quad Deuces or Royal.
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Post by OTABILL »

Nice one Olds. Good luck on your forthcoming trip.

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Post by Tedlark »

Yep, good luck to you both and enjoy the festivities.

I would have gone for the fourth duck...

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Thanks Ted. Can’t say as I blame you. Especially with 8 lines. I know it is against the math, but in the long run, you will lose without the deuces or a Royal, so for instance given the same number of lines and games, if I’m dealt say 2,5,7 or 2,6,8, or even 2,7,9 etc, I will hold the lone deuce instead of trying to get a straight Flush. Been working ok for the last 8 sessions. Good luck to you as well.

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TripleTriple wrote:
Fri Dec 12, 2025 11:10 pm

Been there, lost there. No reason to go far to play 9/6 when I can stay local, play 9/7 and max comps. I have no real interest these days in going to Vegas, Gulf Coast or any of the other popular areas.
Same here. If I factor in the cost of going to Vegas, I come out ahead at my local casino. I play DDB, the paytable is 9/5 for a quarter, 9/6 for a dollar, both with progressive royals. Casino is 6 minutes from my house. :)

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Can’t beat that Bill and mine is an hour so I can’t complain either. Another hour to go before the snow stops then shoveling pacing myself. Hopefully off the the party at Bizarro with the Mrs after that and get there safely before it ends at 4 this afternoon.

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Post by atomic2025 »

OTABILL wrote:
Sat Dec 13, 2025 11:18 pm
TripleTriple wrote:
Fri Dec 12, 2025 11:10 pm

Been there, lost there. No reason to go far to play 9/6 when I can stay local, play 9/7 and max comps. I have no real interest these days in going to Vegas, Gulf Coast or any of the other popular areas.
Same here. If I factor in the cost of going to Vegas, I come out ahead at my local casino. I play DDB, the paytable is 9/5 for a quarter, 9/6 for a dollar, both with progressive royals. Casino is 6 minutes from my house. :)
For DDB, 9/5 and 9/6 versions have very different strategies, are you familiar with both strategies?

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atomic2025 wrote:
Sun Dec 14, 2025 5:52 pm
OTABILL wrote:
Sat Dec 13, 2025 11:18 pm
TripleTriple wrote:
Fri Dec 12, 2025 11:10 pm

Been there, lost there. No reason to go far to play 9/6 when I can stay local, play 9/7 and max comps. I have no real interest these days in going to Vegas, Gulf Coast or any of the other popular areas.
Same here. If I factor in the cost of going to Vegas, I come out ahead at my local casino. I play DDB, the paytable is 9/5 for a quarter, 9/6 for a dollar, both with progressive royals. Casino is 6 minutes from my house. :)
For DDB, 9/5 and 9/6 versions have very different strategies, are you familiar with both strategies?
I am familiar with 9/6, not 9/5. Didn't realize there was the differences were that significant. At my age, hard to remember one let alone two.

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