Best guess

[Eduardo]

CD I do not need pills to be smart. I am always smart. At least that is what my mother tells me. Except when I am wrong. Then she rubs my belly and tells me to eat a taco to feel better about myself. But belly rubbing is a cultural thing that you might not understand. My dog likes belly rubbing too. I am not sure what country she is from though, I will ask. Tacos upset her tummy.

I might as well guess too on pokerguy's original question and sorry for the distractions:


Royals= 0

Aces w/kicker= 5

Aces w/o kicker and 2,3,4 w/kicker= 60

2's-4's w/o kicker= 70

Straight Flush= 4
Misc. Quads (5's-K's)= 251
5th card flipped over to same card different suit: 8,400 (not the expected 1,050)

[cddenver]

5th card flipped over to same card different suit: 8,400 (not the expected 1,050)

 
  If we'd known that PG was going to be doing this we could have asked him to watch for flips as well.  Oh, I forgot - as far as we know, those flips only happen when playing 1-coin nickels, not 5-coin $2 play.
 
I'll bet you a microwave enchilada that my numbers are closer than yours, and I'll even throw in a salsa flavored yum-yum for your doggy.
 

[faygo]

I see it has been a slow day on the board and it has to be raining in a number of communities. I was going to venture my guess but when the number vigtillion showed up, I new this was way over my pay grade.

[cddenver]

I was going to venture my guess but when the number vigtillion showed up, I new this was way over my pay grade.
 
1 with 60 zeroes after it:  novemdecillion
           63                          vigintillion
           66                          undecillion
           69                          bizillion
 
The list I looked at ended at undecillion but I thought that I'd add our favorite big number to the end of the list and claim it for the site. 

[Eduardo]

1 in a Vigintillion?
 
"So you're telling me there's a chance!"

[faygo]

Just has to be my favorite dumb movie of all time.  Of course, followed closely by "Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

[EDC1977]

If you played this game and had 0 quads after 150000 hands, either the machine is biased or you're making the wrong holds with 100% certainty.  That is unless you see a difference between 100% and 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%.

Hey new, is that value greater than a google? I first heard that word in Geometry and it stuck in my head until they decided to use it for a search engine.

[EDC1977]

Faygo, you liked that movie more than Airplane? Dumb and Dumber was indeed just that but hard to argue the stupidity that made Airplane such a dumb classic. Gotta love those Zucker bros.

[Tedlark]

I'd have to lean towards Blazing Saddles over Dumb & Dumber. And keeping on the movie theme, aren't there about a vigintillion ways to cook shrimp? Boiled shrimp, baked shrimp, grilled shrimp, cajun shrimp, shrimp cocktail, shrimp scampi, shrimp dejonge, steamed shrimp, shrimp salad. That's about it I guess so I think I'll go for a run.

[New2vp]

 
1 with 60 zeroes after it:  novemdecillion            63                          vigintillion            66                          undecillion
           69                          bizillion
 
The list I looked at ended at undecillion but I thought that I'd add our favorite big number to the end of the list and claim it for the site.  I know you were making a joke, but in continuing this nonsense you are off by 36 zeros on undecillion ["un" + "dec" = (1 + 10) x 3 + 3 = 36].  The word you wanted for 66 zeros is unvigintillion ["un" + "vigin" = (1 + 20) x 3 + 3 = 66].A bizillion is what a speech-challenged geographer calls people from the largest South American country.