Best guess

[pokeherguy]

I had the hand counter thing done a couple of times but didn't feelthe first was a true indication because I was trying to play fast. The second time I played at my normal pace but even this didn't take into account a bathroom break, change of machine or stopping to check out the rolex watch some goomer was trying to sell me for $25. The money in for the day seemed like the perfect solution.

[Tedlark]

Did you get the watch guy down to $15.00 pokeherguy? I'm in the 1,200 hands per hour league except for when I stop to admire a hand that I'm dealt quad aces, then the Bell curve comes in to play.

[New2vp]

Ted, that shouldn't hold you up too many hours...only 1 in about 45.

[pokeherguy]

{Did you get the watch guy down to $15.00 pokeherguy? I'm in the 1,200 hands per hour league except for when I stop to admire a hand that I'm dealt quad aces, then the Bell curve comes in to play.}
 
Nah, $15 would have still been $13 more than it was worth. Last time I checked they didn't make the Rolex watch in China and I'm pretty sure they use a little higher grade metal than tinfoil. I've had some good offers in casinos though a while back I had the chance to buy a case (not a carton) for $20 all I had to do was follow the guy to his vehicle to get them. Sounded like a great deal but I decided to pass that one up also. The oddest offer I've had thus far was being propositioned in the mens restroom at the stall by a woman I of corse turned her down and offered to sell her a Rolex for $25.

[cddenver]

Nah, $15 would have still been $13 more than it was worth. Last time I checked they didn't make the Rolex watch in China and I'm pretty sure they use a little higher grade metal than tinfoil.

It's funny that the subject has come up.  About twenty years ago I read an article that said Rolexes were a great investment if in good condition, and can be sold for thousands of dollars.  I thought that was kind of strange as I did some checking at the time and found that they were pretty inexpensive, but I decided to get in on the ground floor anyway.  So I bought about 500 of them, and I've had them in storage ever since.  Soon I'll be putting them up on Ebay for $1,000 a pop.  I'll be rich! 

[New2vp]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I think it is number of the business contacts on these that makes them valuable...yours seems to be blank!

[cddenver]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I think it is number of the business contacts on these that makes them valuable...yours seems to be blank!
 
Oh, you're just jealous of my business acumen.  The guy I bought them from assured me that they were much more valuable if never used and in the original packaging.

[shadowman]

I think you misunderstood. They are only valuable to ladies of the night. They are called rolosexes.

[faygo]

There is that squishy guy cd.  Sorry, but rolo is to close to rol***, if you know who I mean.

[oej719]

I keep all the bozo's special plays on one of those.
Filed under "S" for stupid.