Let the funny jokes continue

[EDC1977]

A guy with no arms or legs is sitting on the beach. Hey redleg, was his name bob or did they just call him buoy?

[cddenver]

Hey redleg, was his name bob or did they just call him buoy?
 
To all:  Ed has a good MJ joke which he passed on privately to me.  Let's take a vote () about whether he should tell it.  My vote is "yes!".

[oej719]

Yes. Mike Jordan?

[cddenver]

No, the recently deceased MJ.  I'll PM you the joke and maybe then you'll help me wheedle da Cat into posting it.

[oej719]

Post it. It will be all over the web soon enough.
Got any good rs or rd jokes? Post them too.

[cddenver]

Post it. It will be all over the web soon enough.

 

On her deathbed, Farrah Fawcett asks God as her dying wish to keep all little children safe...so, Michael Jackson dies shortly thereafter.

[EDC1977]

The beauty of this forum is that one doesn't have to log in to incriminate themselves. Yes, I'm guilty of e-mailing that joke to CD. I'm surprised there aren't any Billy Mays jokes circulating yet.

[shadowman]

There were several of the no arm, no leg jokes around years ago.
For example,
 
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs sitting on your porch? Matt.
 

[cddenver]

To be PC we should call them Martians.    What do you call a Martian with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
 
Russell.
 
I remember that when Princess Di was killed, I began receiving Dead Princess jokes in emails about six hours later.  Now that's pretty cold.
 

[EDC1977]

CD, Michael jokes started circulating in the magic kingdom that afternoon. Hows that for the "happiest place on earth?" They didn't even wait for the body to get rigor mortis. Similar to the Challenger astronauts of 1986. That my friend, defines cold.