I've reached "all-star" status...

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Re: I've reached "all-star" status...

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There is an easy solution for the silly Bozoman.
Open a forumn on his website abd he can be the moderator.
That will never happen because it would have no members to moderate. Haaa Haaaaa ha.


 
It would also be a pretty boring site.  Not too many specific strategy tips, as those are best saved for personal training.  If any member had the temerity to disagree with any point of his dogma, he or she would get the Big Boot.   He might accept as members those people who keep sending me email offers for how to get a bigger p3n1s, or that nice fellow from Nigeria who I hear from now and again.  At least he'd be able to create as many reflections as he wanted, without interference.  He could then spend his evenings writing posts to himself and then replying to them, instead of hanging out here just playing the games.
 
Eduardo just suggested a new name for that site.  Here's another one: hallofmirrors.com. 

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  You're right.  I guess taken in that light, he reminds me of the dad in the recent Verizon commercial twittering, "I'm on the patio!"


Except rs would text I'm in the casino drinking,drinking and drinking some more. Gulp Gulp.
Oh I will give free lessons too. Gulp Gulp.
Piano or VP take your pick. I suck at both. Gulp Gulp.

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Post by Eduardo »

I am confused, maybe you guys can help translate for me.
 
He says Mike Shackleford from Wizard of Odds "doesn't buy into" his 5th card flip-over testing.
 
With tens of thousands of samples and over 40% flip rate, how could a statistician not buy into it? Is he pretty much saying that Mr Shackleford believs that he is either a liar, or too stupid to record results?

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Post by oej719 »

Translation=
Mike Shackleford also thinks rs is a bumbling BOZO.
At least that is how I read it.

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He says Mike Shackleford from Wizard of Odds "doesn't buy into" his 5th card flip-over testing.
 
With tens of thousands of samples and over 40% flip rate, how could a statistician not buy into it? Is he pretty much saying that Mr Shackleford believs that he is either a liar, or too stupid to record results?
 
That's a good point.  How could one not agree with tens of thousands of documented, verified hand results?  The only problem would be if the "flip" results are undocumented and unverified. 
 
The Wizard probably told him quite nicely that he was mistaken.  I wonder if he asked him for his records?  It sounds like it was a planned meeting, but I'm sure RS didn't think to bring his records to show the Wiz.  Sloppy, sloppy, disorganized, disorganized.    This whole theory should have been thought out more carefully before anything was written on it, instead of this typical "open mouth, insert foot!" approach.  I bet he's wished a million times since then that he'd thought it out more first.
 
Next time, I hope he comes to us in advance for some pointers.  He did take some of our advice by changing his thinking mid-stream on the cause, switching from rigged software to some aspect of unrandomness affecting  only some draws and not deals.  An aspect that causes another card of the same rank to replace a dropped card, instead of any other unneeded card.  To me that's just a fancy way of saying the software is rigged, but that's just me.    Maybe one of the game companies or a casino he was claiming had rigged machines told him to put up or shut up, so he shut up on actually using words like "rigged" and "gaffed".

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Post by oej719 »

rs is inconclusive. Translate -- brain cells (gray matter) shrinking fast. Dumber than a rock. Plus he has very bad B.O.
Just look at his photo and imagine bozo without makeup.

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Post by shadowman »

I was wondering where the reflections had gone. Now I find out someone was in Vegas for a few days. Who would have thunk?

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Post by oej719 »

So the reflections traveled to vegas to see him? Are they planning a big pow wow? I think they should discuss which underarm deodrant to wear cause they all smell like a used litter box.

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Post by shadowman »

Careful with the cat insults. They have feeling too and your comparison is an insult to cats everywhere.

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Post by oej719 »

Right. I like cats so my apoligies to them cats.
But that is the closest thing I could think of.

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