Loosey Deucey Mama Moosey!

[Eduardo]

Did not get my first royal on this trip. Instead sitting next to good old Ed Da Cat I did much better.

 
Back to my favorite Loose Deuce machines in the Hilton Sportsbook I went. Playing my very first bill, I came up with this:

 
Maybe 15 minutes later, up came this:

 
Quite a trip, was never down more than $20. I'll go home ahead at least $1,000. That is pocketed safely away. I might play around a little tonight with the leftovers to still try to catch a royal but won't touch that thousand or my original bankroll.
 
Best trip I've had in quite a while. It's sure great to get ahead early! Woo hoo!
 
I did not see a moose. That is just a phrase from my country that does not translate too well.

[cddenver]

Did not get my first royal on this trip. Instead sitting next to good old Ed Da Cat I did much better.

 
Best trip I've had in quite a while. It's sure great to get ahead early! Woo hoo!
 
I did not see a moose. That is just a phrase from my country that does not translate too well.
 
What can be said about that?    You won't see many moosies in Vegas unless you spend too much time at the bar.  Congratulations!

[marie meijer]

WTG Eduardo! Those sure are beautiful pix! 

[oej719]

Those 2 together come out better than a royal.
Is this the translation for mooseeee ?

[TEXACO]

  EDUARDO!
   
       VERY, VERY, VERY ---- NICE!   
 

[faygo]

Mucho Dinero !

[New2vp]

Terrific Eduardo!  But there's a couple things I just don't get!You were playing a deuces wild game and a 100%+ game and those just don't fit into the picture for being short term winners.  You were playing short-term this week and not long-term, right, and yet you won??  The winning hands also seem to have been hit at the same denomination, so you clearly weren't playing a progression, negative or positive, yet you still won?And the holds appear to be the same holds those math geeks would hold.  There's nothing special about them at all.  But wait?  Did you secretly toss away a wild royal flush in order to hit the quad deuces and forget to brag about it??  No, that's probably not it, either.Whoa, it just came to me!  You must have been playing some pattern?  Or, I know, the 8 in the top picture or the 6 in the bottom picture must have been flip-overs of the same rank as you threw away.  But, no, that just happens on 1-card draws.  Well, it seems you played just like the casinos wanted you to play and you still won.  Amazing...but yet confusing to some!Horrors!  I hope you weren't playing with a players card!  If so, you might have received some comps, which everyone knows are not real dollars and might even negate some of the actual dollars won.  At least, I hope it wasn't on a multiple-point day.  That would have been the worst!None of that is true??  OK, I know, you're going to increase your denomination and lose it all back playing the $25 machines just like the casinos want.  No??  You're actually going home a winner??Well, then if you won and others didn't, it must be because you're a fat old man who wants to lead his wife down a path of addiction.  That's it!  That's the ticket!!What's that you say?  You're fit and trim with a lovely wife who couldn't care less about playing video poker?   Well, sorry, just ignore my ridiculous rants like most of the other intelligent players out there already do as I jealously seethe at the attention that others are getting when I should rightfully get the spotlight.  I guess I must have been drinking too much and imagined
all this in a withdrawal-induced hallucination in an effort to make
myself and my pathetic life seem important.Have a great G2E out there!  And congrats, again!But wait, now it's coming to me...  I'll figure it out...it will just take me a couple more drinks....

[cddenver]

You were playing a deuces wild game and a 100%+ game and those just don't fit into the picture for being short term winners.  You were playing short-term this week and not long-term, right, and yet you won??  The winning hands also seem to have been hit at the same denomination, so you clearly weren't playing a progression, negative or positive, yet you still won?

 
  That's a great outgoing "Ouch!" and should be good for another mention.  But it will be tough to catch up with oej - the "Mention Czar".

[oej719]

Boy newvp that is going to make for some teeth grinding and piture taking from the bozo.
I reckon he will be trying to send me some more email and photos. But to no aval as I blocked all his emails.
Maybe Tenn barry will start emailing me! Ha.
How about them apples Mr. Bozo.
Nice butt kicking there newvp.
I annoint you czar of bozo butt wooping.

[New2vp]

Nice butt kicking there newvp.
I annoint you czar of bozo butt wooping.
 
  That's
a great outgoing "Ouch!" and should be good for another mention.  But
it will be tough to catch up with oej - the "Mention Czar".Thanks guys, but I'd never catch up with oej in terms of sticking it in the eyes without any help (he never suffers from writer's block or from being too subtle).  And I could never top cddenver in quelling conspiracy theories.  I couldn't have made the previous post without the inspiration of Eduardo's hits.By the way, whom are the two of you referring to?   To paraphrase the words of Carly Simon, you don't think he's so vain, he probably thinks that post was about him, do you?  In the previous post, I didn't think I mentioned any names or even used 3rd person pronouns.  But you're probably right, according to him, it's always about him.This isn't about any unnamed bozos.  Certainly if we wanted to talk about bozos, faygo could do more justice to the subject with an appropriate picture, Ted could boldly bash him better with alliteration or poetry, damule could kick him a new one, EDC could represent the worth of bozo-writing with deposits from the kitty litter box, and royal flush could...well, there would be nothing royal about the elimination of the waste that flows from bozo mouths.  Now, what could Webman do?  Maybe he could do a public service and crack security at that Web site, so that all you would see when you clicked on it was    --articles removed,  spam/sham/scam not allowed--  But here, Eduardo did all the work, earned all the money, and deserves all the plaudits.Felicitaciones, Eduardo!