Loosey Deucey Mama Moosey!

[New2vp]

Oej, you're making this stuff up, right?  On the off chance that you're not, I guess I'll take a few moments to respond.Since he seems to have disdain for math and misunderstands its usefulness in constructing strategies, I'll try to keep this simple for his sake and not use any numbers higher than 1 or any math more complicated than addition in what follows.Lots of people stare at circus freaks.  The #1 attraction for rubberneckers on the freeways are bad accidents.  It doesn't mean that anyone is envious and actually wants to be a sad spectacle or admires ghastly human disasters.  Certainly bragging about one's own jackpots occurring in ever less probabilistic fashion doesn't constitute what passes for useful gaming information on the internet these days, does it?And how could six  fat old men blogging at a site that nobody reads help with anybody's popularity?   (I know, I promised more simplicity here, how about 1+1+1+1+1+1 fat old men?)Oej, as he was prancing around shrieking "I'm No. 1," oblivious to the difference between morbid curiosity, pity for the pathetic, and adulation, which finger was he using?  Were the walls at least padded?Oh well, if he continues to read here and persists in plagiarizing points that have been created on this site, eventually some logic, more lucidity, and fresh thinking are bound to creep in to that twaddle that he presents on the Web.Who knows, maybe something worthwhile will eventually come from this?  Like the proverb of an infinite number of chimpanzees with an infinite supply of typewriters and an infinite amount of time producing literature.  No, I forget; there are no such maxims about a single chimpanzee with multiple ISPs in the short term.(Now, for purists, most mathematicians insist that infinity is not actually a number, but if there was too much math presented in the previous paragraph, please substitute "many", "a bunch of", or "a lot" for "infinite" above.)  Do any of you think that there is any hope of socialization, that he might ever have anything nice to say about others, or will he remain sadly and solitarily sulking in a corner of the Web, alone...keying randomly, spewing hatred, projecting his own envy onto others, searching for words that are ever more clearly asking for help.I Know.  It's a sad story.   As the song from 1+1+1 Dog Night says, "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do."  If any of you are moved to tears for his sake, I apologize and will stop for now.Maybe with new and future advances in psychiatric pharmacy, there is still some hope!  Best of luck to my sad little friend!  

[oej719]

Nothing made up here. Shawdow got the same email I think.
I'll just keep blocking the addresses and keep posting them here until the booze makes him stop or he sees how foolish we all make him look and his made up buddies.
My bet is on the booze. Envy is an awful thing bozo.

[New2vp]

I was reminded that we should get back to the point of this thread.  Eduardo, sorry for my part in the diversion.  Those hits, especially only 15 minutes apart were terrific.Le ruego me disculpe.  Fantástico!

[cddenver]

So, Eduardo, any plans for your winnings?  Christmas is coming up. 

[Eduardo]

Oh not doing anything crazy with it. Some will be put away for my next trip and the rest will probably go towards christmas presents or travel.
 
Funny thing too, the second machine i hit on, i pointed out to Ed that the deal button was really HOT.   Not joking either... i think it was just because it had been lit up a long time but it was smoking hot. Ed can verify this. After I cashed out my winnings? Ice cold. I knew it was a sign.

[Eduardo]

I just play video poker my way. I have no desire to play it his way. Whoever HE is. How many players can do that? Well, all of them.
 
I think it is funny that Mr Out of Key thinks that points and promotions are only there to attact realy good advantage players. As if your average sucky player does not appreciate comps? I think very few people are out there to "beat" the machines. they just hope to get lucky and do not know anything about perfect strategy. And that is fine for them, and they might as well try to get the comps they can. Mr Out of Key can not see past his own nose. He thinks everything in video poker is wrapped around "advantage players."
 
Too bad he was not only an "advantage" player like he says, but a very bad one. Since i know people who do it well, i know he mustbe terrible if he lost as much money as he did to go into bankrupcy.
 
Also how hypocritical that he does not like multi-point days. For someone who does not want to have to play a lot, it shoudl be nice to get points and comps at three times the speed! Duh!
 

[EDC1977]

Or even 5 times as fast if you can prove you're over 50. That button was in fact, hot. Not incredibly, but noticeably. He said :it's a sign." I should have taken notice and stopped with the special plays. Eduardo had a "cheat sheet" of special plays but I thought that detrimental in trying to hit fast on argentinos "hit big and split plan." Whats the point in sitting for hours and leaving even money or even ahead as opposed to just giving it all away real fast? Next time, I'll have to follow Eduardos lead.  I should have opted for rice and beans with that breakfast burrito!

[faygo]

Eduardo the last word in your post does a good job of summing up his abilities .  DUH!

[Eduardo]

ED, that sheet of special plays was for deuces as you know, and he does not play deuces so it is obvious that:
 
1) The sheet was my strategy, not his
2) The strategy works

[oej719]

More from the jealous bozo the hung over clown.
He does have dodo for brains.


New2vp is shaken. How to shake up a geek!Friday, November 20, 2009 12:39 PMFrom: "mizzya" to ContactsTo: oej719
I really believe he's beside himself. After his mathematical babble pretending to know the structure of my play strategy, actually blew up in his face, he seems to be hurting more than usual with his long, rambling, unreadable posts about R** S*****! God bless the fool for trying though....

BTW--Have you noticed EDC's elementary looking post said this?!: " Multiple ISP's don't mean squat when you can't pay the bill."

Hahahahaha! I wonder....you dunces all claim to be a tad bit intelligent when it comes to trying to impress little 'ol me. Then what's the answer to why none of you feel like mentioning that the posts you put up from my e-mails actually DO include multiple ISP's--Cox & Qwest to be specific. Now that just might present a problem to the wishing that I can't pay for them. Kinda like the "bankrupt" guy with the expensive ZR-1 200mph Corvette, right "bozo"!? Hmmmm....could this be more hurt portrayal along with the typical vp.com hack mentality that you all KNOW is true but are loathe to mention in front of one another for fear of self confidence-UNBUILDING??

Gulp Gulp Ha Ha!! What a bunch of idiots. And keep that greaseball Eduardo in the middle so he doesn't go sliding off the deep end!

Gulp Gulp!