Merry Christmas everyone, except oej719!

[johnnylong]

Shadowman, you're quite right about the feigning.  If you look at one of his early posts in another thread, he's 5 for 5 in capitalizing "I."  Now, I know that it's fashionable in the computer age not to bother with the cap key, but some of us do it automatically.  It appears he's one of them...at first.
[QUOTE=johnnylong]Larry, it took me 3 years to hit my 1st royal flush but I was hooked long before that. I always wonder if it is a good idea to be hooked on this game.
 
I don't have much time to practice because I eat hearty, drink hearty, gamble hearty, and work a good deal. I do read what people from the entire spectrum of video poker teachings have to say and it has helped me in many ways. Most of my streaks tend to be on the miserable side though, mostly due to crummy disipline.And who cannot tell from here that he's setting up a discussion on his exalted one?

Early on he could spell "jealous" and "jealousy," both in reference to oej.  We know that Fa la la can scarcely complete a column without one or both of these babies, so any reflection worth his salt would need to get those words in.  "Jealos" or "jealus"; take your pick, he's used them both later.

Oh, and I love the misspelling "machanic," since he's saying that's his profession.  And as late as early morning Christmas day, it's great that he knows there's an "h" in it somewhere.  There's only the one thing.  Early this morning, he spells it "mecanic," correctly putting the "e" in and then leaving out the "h."  Oh, well, I guess he just forgot.
i also think you guys underestimate me because im a bad speller and grammer writer and i dont reread what i write like the nervous ones do because they worry how they look as unknowns to unknowns, really silly. im a machanic but a specialized one and i get $90 an hour for what i do. its my business and my work is well-known among Mustang hotrodders in the south west. Also if you were bragging about what you can benchpress then you may not want to go up against me in that, im a big guy and i keep in shape except for the beer gut.
My bill rate is $90 an hour and i darn near make that much myself clear. i need a good wage for us the shop and the X plus i help out the son. When your as good as i am and get specialized work from all over the south west you bring in the big wheels who want  $27000 engines and 5figure tire & wheel/brake& handling packages. many of them tip big because theyre all excited when they see the work and test drive it. im not the dumb butt mecanic you think.
In the very early posts, there was the occasional typo or misspelling that didn't detract from the point he was trying to make. It appears that johnny is getting to be a poorer writer, post by post over just a few days.  Maybe he should stop now while he still has a few brain cells left.

And what do you suppose his purpose is in making all these obvious errors?  Is he trying to ingratiate himself with the illiterate crowd?  I hardly have the heart to tell him, but I guess I'll try to break it to him gently, in small words:  "Johnny, the ones who can't read don't make a lot of trips to this Web site, so they won't feel sorry for you and take your side when you don't put letters in the right order."

And what do you suppose he means here in the early posts by the entire spectrum of vp teachings?  Do you think he believes this doesn't include Fa lal la after his being so enamored with him in his many subservient testimonials?

Other early posts:
From what I've seen and discussed with falala he usually relies on luck and plays negative ev games well.
I know he used to write for gaming Today because its on his website and I've read him in that paper. His articles say he quit for I forgot why and i didn't care why but now I do.

Currently, he doesn't really know anything about Fa la la's strategy until he sits down and meets with him.  I wonder what the purpose was in reading the entire spectrum of teachings when he has so little reading comprehension that he cannot seem to remember what appears to be a key point in this thread.  Oh, I guess he just forgot he wrote that stuff earlier, with his downward trend in mental acuity.  

Another early one: 
Does anyone here have any experience? Can I really trust him. That's not the guy i met but one never really knows.
Of course, Johnny has been reading here for several months but cannot find anywhere the opinions he's feigning to seek.  He also claims (see above) that he "know he used to write for gaming Today because its on his website and I've read him in that paper."  Yet he doesn't know Falala's strategy methods or his opinions on vp.com.  Just what did he learn from those columns if he missed those points?

And he just happens to wander over here, wondering whether he can trust Falala and be confused as to why Falala appears in his post.  I guess he forgot that he had tried to type in the letters s i n  g e r.  That would be a tough one!   And he pretends that he doesn't want this to be a long thread!

Maybe the next reflection should just call himself, "Captain Obvious."


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Whether your making fun of my speling or grammer or what ever means zero. just as ive seen in other threds here when you guys are at the end of your ropes you turn to making up that anyone who gets the best of you is falala, because he probably always did when he was here too. i love that about him about right now, dont you? im wondering if any of you have the bravery to psycoanalize what drives you people to have to do that.

Keep up the babble and keep going over & over all my posts to find what you want to for pretend. its your waste of your time fellas!

[New2vp]

So, Johnny, what's your top score on the contest so far?

[johnnylong]

So, Johnny, what's your top score on the contest so far?

i dont know but im sure beaten you guys up aint i!

[New2vp]

[QUOTE=New2vp]So, Johnny, what's your top score on the contest so far?

i dont know but im sure beaten you guys up aint i![/QUOTE]Not by any objective measure.But I'm sorry you can't tell your top score.  It's really easy.  Just look down in the lower right hand corner of the screen and find the biggest score by your name.  That would be your top score.  Best of luck!

[shadowman]

 

Keep up the babble and keep going over & over all my posts to find what you want to for pretend. its your waste of your time fellas!


 
Robbie, it took me all of about 10 minutes. Well worth the effort to see you scramble.

[johnnylong]

i dont know but im sure beaten you guys up aint i!

Not by any objective measure.
 
if you saw the pmsgs i get here you wouldnt be able to sleep for a week. But i doubt if you sleep now and probably stay awake with the shadowman.

But I'm sorry you can't tell your top score.  It's really easy.  Just look down in the lower right hand corner of the screen and find the biggest score by your name.  That would be your top score.  Best of luck!
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Maybe the shadowman can do it in 10mins. He seems to be the one claiming to know more than you now and the Webman. i see hes calling me Robbie now, i expect thats his reference to the guy who looks like he gets the best of you all even when hes just here in spirit. isnt he banned, oh yeah only the posse has the secret formula for congering up their nightmares and the leaders of the forum cant tell a from b.

[shadowman]

i dont know but im sure beaten you guys up aint i!

Not by any objective measure.
 
if you saw the pmsgs i get here you wouldnt be able to sleep for a week. But i doubt if you sleep now and probably stay awake with the shadowman.

But I'm sorry you can't tell your top score.  It's really easy.  Just look down in the lower right hand corner of the screen and find the biggest score by your name.  That would be your top score.  Best of luck!

Maybe the shadowman can do it in 10mins. He seems to be the one claiming to know more than you now and the Webman. i see hes calling me Robbie now, i expect thats his reference to the guy who looks like he gets the best of you all even when hes just here in spirit. isnt he banned, oh yeah only the posse has the secret formula for congering up their nightmares and the leaders of the forum cant tell a from b.


 
Robbie, I see you as good as ever at using the forum tools. Chuckle, chuckle.
 
BTW, "nightmares" is another one of your fav words that gives you away in a heartbeat. What really amazes me is that you must really believe people might think Johnny isn't you. Let's face it, a doesn't take a caveman to figure it out. Yet, here you are making a fool out of yourself.
 
So, keep at it. I'm sure there's someone out there that believes you.  
 
Maybe we should start a lottery as to when Robbie will give up. The winner gets an original Eduardo sombrero.  

[johnnylong]

[QUOTE=johnnylong]i dont know but im sure beaten you guys up aint i!

Not by any objective measure.
 
if you saw the pmsgs i get here you wouldnt be able to sleep for a week. But i doubt if you sleep now and probably stay awake with the shadowman.

But I'm sorry you can't tell your top score.  It's really easy.  Just look down in the lower right hand corner of the screen and find the biggest score by your name.  That would be your top score.  Best of luck!

Maybe the shadowman can do it in 10mins. He seems to be the one claiming to know more than you now and the Webman. i see hes calling me Robbie now, i expect thats his reference to the guy who looks like he gets the best of you all even when hes just here in spirit. isnt he banned, oh yeah only the posse has the secret formula for congering up their nightmares and the leaders of the forum cant tell a from b.


 
Robbie, I see you as good as ever at using the forum tools. Chuckle, chuckle.
 
BTW, "nightmares" is another one of your fav words that gives you away in a heartbeat. What really amazes me is that you must really believe people might think Johnny isn't you. Let's face it, a doesn't take a caveman to figure it out. Yet, here you are making a fool out of yourself.
 
So, keep at it. I'm sure there's someone out there that believes you.  
 
Maybe we should start a lottery as to when Robbie will give up. The winner gets an original Eduardo sombrero.  [/QUOTE]

Join your crowd and stay away from answering the tough questions i see. 1 more time and dont be a ducker or afraid. if i am the forum obsesion and not really because it looks like most dont care orwaste time  looking for my words that match his, and if he is not allowed to be here any more and you are so smart as to be able to have a magic power to know who it is just because you say who it is, then why why why o mr. smarty is your obsesion posting? The leader here has contacted me several times, was nice to me and said the right things to get me to stay.  Are you saying hes dumb? Maybe you should do his job for him. What i see is you just dont like that ive goten the best of oejs crew so your taking despiration shots.
 
That took me all of 10mins to feel you scramble.

[johnnylong]

i just had an interesting exprience. You guys like playing word game so go back to the rolanpiano guys thred, and now i really see why you do what you do to other members now & then. He said something not nice but not bad either about the one you are obsesed over, the posse led by oej jumps all over him with the same lies &acusations as the ones you hand me, he went so far as to give personel information so you would all see who he was and the only thing you believed was he had some kind of cancer disease. what class.Then when you get to them end of your ropes  you hang yourselfs by clinging to a make up story that hes still not him. its truely wild how messed up you guys are.
id say acept that theres other ways of playing vid pok that may or may not be better than what you all do. How do you sleep at night shadowman and new and the rest with all that pentup hate and suspicion and obsesion and fear? im telling you when we get together at the casino here im going to have a nice long talk with him to see how he does this to you. Wow! 

[New2vp]

Shadowman, It certainly doesn't seem like he has any shame does it?  What a surprise!  Judging by the unreadability of the last couple posts, this might be another one of those periods where the alcohol keeps him from being coherent.  Maybe we should have a moratorium on posting for a while so he can get some sleep.  It's really no fun when his posts are this indecipherable.No, Johnny/Robbie, don't go getting paranoid on us with your eyes darting around the room looking to see how we know.  We don't have a hidden camera on you.  Anyone with any intellect or experience taking care of an impaired friend or family member can tell when your words all seem to be running together that you're not all there right now.  Take a deep breath and practice until you can get this right.  asdf jkl;, asdf jkl;Keep doing that until you can get it right a few times before trying any more complex keystrokes like getting two or three letters strung together to correctly express your thoughts.Better yet.  Get some sleep.  Don't be afraid.  Maybe some medication will keep the "nightmares" away this time.