The Perfect Man

[BillyJoe]

OK, for all you ladies out there, I saw this on the Web today.



Here's a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses:  I took the liberty of putting in where I am on this list. I didn’t do so good….
1.     6 feet tall                                                                               NO
2.     Toned and athletic                                                              NO         
3.     Brown eyes                                                                          NO
4.     Short dark hair                                                                     NO, BUT THE TOP OF MY HEAD IS TAN FROM GOLF
5.     Smart dress sense                                                            I THINK SO, BUT PROBABLY NO
6.     Beer drinker                                                                          NO
7.     Non-smoker                                                                         YES
8.     Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper             KINDA
9.     Gets ready in 17 minutes                                                   LESS THAN THAT
10.   Stylish                                                                                    PROBABLY NOT
11.   Wants a family                                                                     NO
12.   Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year                                      YES
13.   Loves shopping                                                                   NO
14.   Eats meat                                                                             YES
15.   Clean shaven                                                                       YES
16.   Smooth chest                                                                       NO
17.   Watches soaps                                                                    NO
18.   Enjoys watching football                                                    YES
19.   Drives an Audi                                                                      NO
20.   Educated to degree level                                                   YES
21.   Earns more than his other half                                         YES
22.   Jokes around and has a laugh                                         YES
23.   Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset                     YES
24.   Says 'I love you' only when he means it                          YES
25.   Admits it when he looks at other women                        YES
26.   Has a driver's license                                                         YES
27.   Can swim                                                                              YES
28.   Can ride a bike                                                                    YES
29.   Can change a tire                                                                YES
30.   Calls mom regularly                                                           MOM’S GONE, BUT I CALL MY SISTER

[Lucky Larry]

billyjoe,
I suspect there are many of us that have most of these same "'perfect" qualities that you have.

LL

[YooperLinda]

Where is the most important question?  - Has all front teeth or a reasonable facsimile. 

[doris13]

lolololol   luv ya linda

[BillyJoe]

Where is the most important question?  - Has all front teeth or a reasonable facsimile. 
I would imagine that  #10 - Stylish would cover that..