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[divit]

 




Subject: Kids are Funny







It is so unusual to get a funny, non-political, non-sexist, non-racist and non-doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it along! I know you'll enjoy it.

THE POTTY
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."


BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY' YET."



MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES, BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"


BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."

ENJOY LIFE NOW....IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE

[edog743]

That is too funny Divit

[backsider]

That was a good one, thanks for the lift divit!

Yes, we all have an expiration date. A good reason why we should waste no time in calling out BS when we see it being distributed en masse.

Please, if anyone ever happens to see me, Im sitting down the majority of the time. So dont go bopping me on the head!

[Eduardo]

A good reason why we should waste no time in calling out BS when we see it being distributed en masse.


 Uh... yeah. I think you missed the moral of this story.

[backsider]

I think it was YOU who missed the boat on this one.