Say a funny joke

[faygo]

A man goes to his shrink. He says," my wife goes to the bars and picks of men, in fact she is at Larry's Bar right now." " What should I do?"
The shrink says, " calm down and take a deep breath." " Now tell me were is Larry's Bar?"

[oej719]

That is pretty funny.

[hornhighyo]

Favorite joke #1:
 
Q:  Why do women close there eyes when they are making love?
 
A:  Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time.
 
Favorite joke #2
 
The three stages of marriage:
 
1.  Infatuation--The couple see each other as perfect and make love at every opportunity, can't get enough, etc.
 
2.  Love--The couple enjoy making love on a regular basis and find it a mutually fulfilling part of their relationship with each other.
 
3.  "Oral Sex"--The couple has moved to separate bedrooms and yell "F---You!!" back and forth on a regular basis.

[chuck arl]

Golfer #1- hey, I broke 80 today !
Golfer #2- You did?
Golfer #1- Yeah, that's a whole lot of clubs!

[Eduardo]

Knock knock!

[chuck arl]

Hey! Quit showing off your knockers!---CWA---

[pokeherguy]

The mexican president announced today that his country would not be competing in the summer olympics.
 
When ask why he said everyone who can run, jump or swim has left the country.

[shadowman]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God, "said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

[cddenver]

Your golf joke reminded me of this one -
 
Why is "golf" called "golf"?  Because the word "s**t" was already taken.
 

[cddenver]

What's the difference between a mistress, a hooker, and a wife?
Mistress - "Slower, slower!"
 
Hooker - "Faster, faster!"
 
Wife - "Beige.  We should paint the ceiling beige!"
 
 
(Well, *I* thought it was funny when I heard it!)