jokes

[feline57]

[faygo]

   From where I sit it is just an exercise in "Filling In The Blank".

[Minn. Fatz]

do they gotta be clean?

[mammajamma]

There's a new birth control device for women.It's actually just one of those patches and the babes attach it on the skin on the front of their shoulder.The words on it state "Get the hell off of me".

[edog743]

LOL mamma

[Minn. Fatz]

There once was a gal from St. Paul,
Who went to a birth control ball,
Bought all the devices,
At exorbitant prices,
But nobody asked her at all!

[Galeygoo]

                                    
                                                          

[feline57]

What's the difference between a poker player and a dog?


In about ten years, the dog quits whining

[marie meijer]

[faygo]

                           WHY OLD MEN DON'T GET HIRED
JOB INTERVIEW:
 
PERSONNEL MANAGER:  " WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?"
 
OLD MAN:  "HONESTY"
 
PERSONNEL MANGER: " I DON'T THINK HONESTY IS A WEAKNESS."
 
OLD MAN: " i DON'T GIVE A  S**T  WHAT YOU THINK."