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Yes sign up for the beta games. (gulp, gulp). We can bet $57200(soft profit) plus cab fare home that Eduardo will have a higher score than you. And he has never been to a casino. Show me the money. Money talks BS walks.
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rascal
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oej, if you will modify that bet to "motorcycle gas money home" instead of "cab fare home" then I am sure Rob will accept, but only with the following conditions:
a. $57,200 wager to be placed in a bird cage on the SW balcony of the Hotel Galarcis in Madrid, Spain.
b. No one is allowed to check Rob's scores on this site.
c. Wager is off and all money automatically goes to Rob if he loses because in that case it would be obvious that Webman jinxed Rob somehow.
d. $57,200 to be paid in waterproof bills that will not be ruined if they fly off the back of a motorcycle crossing the desert at high speed.
f. In addition to the $57,200, there will also be a $12,000 fee paid to Rob in small unmarked bills to cover the training sessions he had to cancel in order to accept the wager.
a. $57,200 wager to be placed in a bird cage on the SW balcony of the Hotel Galarcis in Madrid, Spain.
b. No one is allowed to check Rob's scores on this site.
c. Wager is off and all money automatically goes to Rob if he loses because in that case it would be obvious that Webman jinxed Rob somehow.
d. $57,200 to be paid in waterproof bills that will not be ruined if they fly off the back of a motorcycle crossing the desert at high speed.
f. In addition to the $57,200, there will also be a $12,000 fee paid to Rob in small unmarked bills to cover the training sessions he had to cancel in order to accept the wager.
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oej719
- Video Poker Master
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Yes Yes Yes and Yes. My people got all that covered. (gulp gulp).
Go get 'em Eduardo. I am counting on you to to save my $57200 from you know who. You shall be rewarded greatly, and be annointed forum King for 72 hours.
Are Rascal, Shadow , Oej, and Bigboy all the same person?????
Go get 'em Eduardo. I am counting on you to to save my $57200 from you know who. You shall be rewarded greatly, and be annointed forum King for 72 hours.
Are Rascal, Shadow , Oej, and Bigboy all the same person?????
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bigboy
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oej, if you will modify that bet to "motorcycle gas money home" instead of "cab fare home" then I am sure Rob will accept, but only with the following conditions:
a. $57,200 wager to be placed in a bird cage on the SW balcony of the Hotel Galarcis in Madrid, Spain.
b. No one is allowed to check Rob's scores on this site.
c. Wager is off and all money automatically goes to Rob if he loses because in that case it would be obvious that Webman jinxed Rob somehow.
d. $57,200 to be paid in waterproof bills that will not be ruined if they fly off the back of a motorcycle crossing the desert at high speed.
f. In addition to the $57,200, there will also be a $12,000 fee paid to Rob in small unmarked bills to cover the training sessions he had to cancel in order to accept the wager.
g. 10% handling fee to Hotel Galarcis for holding the wager.
h. $10,000 fee to the IT firm of Dewey, Fuchem, and Howe to audit and certify the test results.
i. Webman must serve cocktails and he must have a cute a**, otherwise, no tip for him!
j. If you think that i would pay in the unlikely event that i lost, than you have never heard of Chapter 13.
k. No soup for you!
l. O.K., we can close this thread now.
a. $57,200 wager to be placed in a bird cage on the SW balcony of the Hotel Galarcis in Madrid, Spain.
b. No one is allowed to check Rob's scores on this site.
c. Wager is off and all money automatically goes to Rob if he loses because in that case it would be obvious that Webman jinxed Rob somehow.
d. $57,200 to be paid in waterproof bills that will not be ruined if they fly off the back of a motorcycle crossing the desert at high speed.
f. In addition to the $57,200, there will also be a $12,000 fee paid to Rob in small unmarked bills to cover the training sessions he had to cancel in order to accept the wager.
g. 10% handling fee to Hotel Galarcis for holding the wager.
h. $10,000 fee to the IT firm of Dewey, Fuchem, and Howe to audit and certify the test results.
i. Webman must serve cocktails and he must have a cute a**, otherwise, no tip for him!
j. If you think that i would pay in the unlikely event that i lost, than you have never heard of Chapter 13.
k. No soup for you!
l. O.K., we can close this thread now.
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Eduardo
- Video Poker Master
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Oh boy too much pressure
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BOOPSAHOY
- Video Poker Master
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You can do it Eduardo!
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cddenver
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You can do it Eduardo!
I agree, Eduardo! I'll even kick in my winnings over the last few years that I was going to use for a 'vette.*
* That's "Che-", not "Cor-".
I agree, Eduardo! I'll even kick in my winnings over the last few years that I was going to use for a 'vette.*
* That's "Che-", not "Cor-".
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rascal
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(Battery operated Che-vette from Wal-vette for $9.99 (plus Tax)
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cddenver
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(Battery operated Che-vette from Wal-vette for $9.99 (plus Tax)
Never thought of that. I've been looking forward to the day when I can walk onto the lot, take a wad out and watch the dealer's eyes bug out as I start peeling those $20's off it for a REAL Che-vette. Boy, oh boy....
I know that BIGBOY wants to end the thread, but I do have to add one more condition to the challenge -
m. Rob agrees to play his usual game, and not to use any conventional strategy cards during his play. Except as coasters.
Never thought of that. I've been looking forward to the day when I can walk onto the lot, take a wad out and watch the dealer's eyes bug out as I start peeling those $20's off it for a REAL Che-vette. Boy, oh boy....
I know that BIGBOY wants to end the thread, but I do have to add one more condition to the challenge -
m. Rob agrees to play his usual game, and not to use any conventional strategy cards during his play. Except as coasters.
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oej719
- Video Poker Master
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Ok here is the lastest from our banned friend. For your reading pleasure. Enjoy.
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:33:15 -0400
From: rsinger
Subject: Laughlin
To: oej719
Last week my column had some unkind words to say about The Edgewater & Colorado Belle in that they haven't kept up with their aging process and their video poker has been downgraded quite a bit. So have their room offers. So the CEO & COO of the new corporation that bought the casinos have asked to meet with me soon, and hopefully I can convince them to improve their vp offerings and they listen to my suggestions on modernizing some of the things in those joints. My hope is to talk them into installing pay tables like I talked Wynn into doing for some time.
There was a forum I used to post on a while back that I haven't been to since I was "banned" (I know, silly isn't it - the admin. says I was "tough" on the crowd there) -- videopoker.com Some of you have been writing telling me they're still bashing Fa La La La La.... La la la la and some have even sent me some of their made-up false comments that I guess amuses them. I say let them continue--all it shows is how much I'm in their heads (which of course I enjoy). All they are is a collection of gypsy-type posters who have been hurt by my openness about the game and my success over the years so they follow me around to vent. One guy if I remember his handle correctly, oej799(?) is someone I taught in LV how to play a while back who I imagine thinks I don't know him, but he didn't have the bankroll, the aptitude to play the game correctly, nor the discipline so he lost just about everything. He blames me so he flames me, which I'd consider a badge of honor if he just were a little more respectable and didn't constantly lie about himself. And oh, BTW, they all win....only I think the highest denomination I saw posted by one of their winners was 25c. And there's only about 20 members even though the home page claims over SEVENTY THOUSAND. HA! God Bless them all, regardless how many.
I now use aliases to lurk and sell books but oej and that bunch are too smart to take the bait.(gulp gulp). That Eduardo guy is just a poker shark waiting to eat me alive. I only play on my terms when and where I want. I will not fall for your ploys that is why I am the greatest vp player ever. Just ask my many students. They will be happy to answer your questions via myself to protect their privacy. I should of never met that oej guy and his people. He makes me look foolish. he is way to smart for me. Welcome to walmart. I think I know him but it all seems foggy like a bad dream. Welcome to walmart. Everything seems to be backfiring on me now.
The machines have not been kind to me as of late. The casinos have removed all the hot cycle machines as they fear me playing my special plays. I will get even with them some how. (gulp gulp)
If you used to like the Edgewater and Colorado Belle like I did then let's hope something comes out of this upcoming meeting. I can't see them just letting all their players dissipate to the other places around Laughlin. I'll keep in touch.
Rob
aka alr rla lar
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:33:15 -0400
From: rsinger
Subject: Laughlin
To: oej719
Last week my column had some unkind words to say about The Edgewater & Colorado Belle in that they haven't kept up with their aging process and their video poker has been downgraded quite a bit. So have their room offers. So the CEO & COO of the new corporation that bought the casinos have asked to meet with me soon, and hopefully I can convince them to improve their vp offerings and they listen to my suggestions on modernizing some of the things in those joints. My hope is to talk them into installing pay tables like I talked Wynn into doing for some time.
There was a forum I used to post on a while back that I haven't been to since I was "banned" (I know, silly isn't it - the admin. says I was "tough" on the crowd there) -- videopoker.com Some of you have been writing telling me they're still bashing Fa La La La La.... La la la la and some have even sent me some of their made-up false comments that I guess amuses them. I say let them continue--all it shows is how much I'm in their heads (which of course I enjoy). All they are is a collection of gypsy-type posters who have been hurt by my openness about the game and my success over the years so they follow me around to vent. One guy if I remember his handle correctly, oej799(?) is someone I taught in LV how to play a while back who I imagine thinks I don't know him, but he didn't have the bankroll, the aptitude to play the game correctly, nor the discipline so he lost just about everything. He blames me so he flames me, which I'd consider a badge of honor if he just were a little more respectable and didn't constantly lie about himself. And oh, BTW, they all win....only I think the highest denomination I saw posted by one of their winners was 25c. And there's only about 20 members even though the home page claims over SEVENTY THOUSAND. HA! God Bless them all, regardless how many.
I now use aliases to lurk and sell books but oej and that bunch are too smart to take the bait.(gulp gulp). That Eduardo guy is just a poker shark waiting to eat me alive. I only play on my terms when and where I want. I will not fall for your ploys that is why I am the greatest vp player ever. Just ask my many students. They will be happy to answer your questions via myself to protect their privacy. I should of never met that oej guy and his people. He makes me look foolish. he is way to smart for me. Welcome to walmart. I think I know him but it all seems foggy like a bad dream. Welcome to walmart. Everything seems to be backfiring on me now.
The machines have not been kind to me as of late. The casinos have removed all the hot cycle machines as they fear me playing my special plays. I will get even with them some how. (gulp gulp)
If you used to like the Edgewater and Colorado Belle like I did then let's hope something comes out of this upcoming meeting. I can't see them just letting all their players dissipate to the other places around Laughlin. I'll keep in touch.
Rob
aka alr rla lar
