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FloridaPhil
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
I would like to take the time to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday. Thanks for replying to my posts and giving me something to do when I'm on my computer. I wish you a bunch of Royals, may Bob Dancer start calling you for advice and may you never walk out busted!
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EDC1977
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Merry Christmas and Happy Handpay to you Phil!
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doris13
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thank you phil.merry christmas and happy new year to you and no i don't want dancer to ever call me.
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olds442jetaway
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone from me also. Hope 2014 will be a healthy and safe one for all.
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ColorMeOld
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I went to work for a small printing company in 1967. The founder and owner of the company was a rather eccentric fellow in his early 60’s. We printed our own company Christmas cards for many years. Came across one of them from 1972 recently. Here is the text from that card (cleaned up to avoid the text police):
“So you think you got it bad?
All night long, soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow, damn near got killed by a 747, Mrs. Claus pizzed off, I got in too late.
And that isn't all!
Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph got the $hitz over Albuquerque and you should see my suit. The damn elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay them double time.
I am so sick of cookies and milk I could vomit. The only highball I had all night is when I slipped getting out of the sleigh.
My prostate is giving me hell, pizzed my pants at 20,000 feet and froze to the seat.
Allergic to pine needles, I itch all over. I think my hemorrhoids are back.
HO' HO' HO'! Merry Christmas, My Azz,
Kris Kringle”
Stayed with that company for 42 years. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.
“So you think you got it bad?
All night long, soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow, damn near got killed by a 747, Mrs. Claus pizzed off, I got in too late.
And that isn't all!
Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph got the $hitz over Albuquerque and you should see my suit. The damn elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay them double time.
I am so sick of cookies and milk I could vomit. The only highball I had all night is when I slipped getting out of the sleigh.
My prostate is giving me hell, pizzed my pants at 20,000 feet and froze to the seat.
Allergic to pine needles, I itch all over. I think my hemorrhoids are back.
HO' HO' HO'! Merry Christmas, My Azz,
Kris Kringle”
Stayed with that company for 42 years. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.
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BOOPSAHOY
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Merry Christmas!
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Vman96
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Merry Christmas!
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OTABILL
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For this forum I prefer to belatedly wish everyone the spanish Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo. May all have a prosperous new year in their VP and other casino gaming.
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Tedlark
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Muchimas Gracias.
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OTABILL
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Muchimas Gracias.
Con mucho placer.
Con mucho placer.
