Weekly Contests

[BillyJoe]

I have a confession to make. Every week, when it makes you check that box that says "I have read and understand the rules", I am lying - I didn't read them...

[Webman]

Just understand that when they show up for your kidneys (rule 47d), that argument won't hold up. Thanks for playing!P.S. Read the rules.

[BillyJoe]

Just understand that when they show up for your kidneys (rule 47d), that argument won't hold up. Thanks for playing!P.S. Read the rules.
Too Late. My kidneys have already been promised to a Las Vegas casino to pay off a marker.     

[Webman]

Whoa. Then 47e takes effect. I'm very, very sorry.

[BillyJoe]

Whoa. Then 47e takes effect. I'm very, very sorry.


Dang.. I had become really attached to my liver, too.

[janemichaels]

Ah, billy, no one wants your liver--they know what you've done to it. Seriously, I'm with you--I've not read the rules, does that mean my kidneys are in jeopardy as well? Yikes, and they're really, really well used kidneys.

[BillyJoe]

Ah, billy, no one wants your liver--they know what you've done to it. Seriously, I'm with you--I've not read the rules, does that mean my kidneys are in jeopardy as well? Yikes, and they're really, really well used kidneys.
You are right, Jane. I put my liver through a good 'stress test' every time that I am in a casino. Luv that free Maker's Mark - neat.