IS THIS TRUE?

[DaBurglar]

I really enjoy whyaskwhy's posts.....and a big THANKS to doris for once again putting her size 2 foot in her size 34 mouth....I guess webman's word was not enough to convince her, nor is she even tech savvy enough to understand what's involved with the whole multiple accounts-same person gig.But whyaskwhy did make mention of something that actually pertains to me, and that is about "people who spend enough time playing and seeing enough hands to know the difference"......since VMAN was quick to point out the differences in our style (as well as get a jab in thankyouverymuch vman) by pointing out his arguments are more clear, I must say that in my theory about the Video Poker in AC being rigged to return SLOT percentages payback instead of the paytable, I based this on literally Millions of hands played over a 5 year period.And after the last trip to AC (07-08  thru  07-11) I am more convinced than ever that AC video poker is set to return in the mid 80 percent, and not 95-99% that the paytables imply.    It is just too obvious.    But alas, the only proof I have is my results, which can easily be extrapolated and verified by visiting a player booth and asking for my playing numbers.....which I STILL HOLD out the invite to any player out there to accompany me to any AC hotel (better hurry though!)    I will show you my numbers, and then we can play a little to show you the machines I have pegged out as being rigged.    remember, it behooves a casino to leave SOME machines alone so as to fool people around them to think things are on the up and up.

[doris13]

burglar i wouldn't believe a word out of your mouth even if you were notarized.and yes i do know about multiple accounts;maybe you're upset but you keep getting discovered. btw,still waiting on proof of your harvard degrees.

[Tedlark]

  DaBurglar what information can be back-extrapolated from your won loss information at the players booth? Will this same information offer a glimpse into your style of vp play and maybe you just aren't as good as you may think you are? I wear a size 12 1/2 shoe by the way.

[doris13]

you really can't be playing here,and learning here,if after 5 years you're still a loser.

[DaBurglar]

burglar i wouldn't believe a word out of your mouth even if you were notarized.and yes i do know about multiple accounts;maybe you're upset but you keep getting discovered. btw,still waiting on proof of your harvard degrees.webman told you I am not in any other account, and not posting under another name....so now you are obviously calling him a liar (or incompetent.)  which is it?  And NO, you do not "know" about multiple accounts....your statement proves that.But I will indulge you Doris, tell me where and when to meet you in AC and I will prove to you I went to Harvard....I did not realize it was that important to you?    I'm flattered.....And 100% serious about meeting you, I'd love to see if you are as brave in person as you are behind your keyboard.And your statement about being here 5 years and still losing means what exactly?   You have said yourself that you lose, and have done so recently, in AC....granted you did win in Vegas (and I BELIEVE you) but that's only one trip.     I said (quite clearly and many times) it was ONLY in AC that I myself ever experienced terrible long term results......I had very good success from 1992 all the way thru 2007 in Vegas and Reno.  I never actually went to AC until 2009 for the first time.......the only valid points you make Doris are the ones in (and on) your head.   Stop making yourself look so dumb....there are other people here who genuinely like you but you are not doing yoursel fany favors by continuing to attack me and then BLAMING me for making you look stupid.

[DaBurglar]

  DaBurglar what information can be back-extrapolated from your won loss information at the players booth? Will this same information offer a glimpse into your style of vp play and maybe you just aren't as good as you may think you are? I wear a size 12 1/2 shoe by the way.It is very easy to extrapolate the return percentage from one's play results, provided one simply knows how much was spent (and lost) at the specific game types.  Most casinos can give you this information if you request it during NON busy hours.   In my case it is even easier simply because I NEVER ever play anything except video poker (no slots at all.)AS for your cheapshot of my style of play and how you insinuate I suck, I am positive I am better than you and would be quite willing to prove that IN A REAL CASINO for real money.   That's all I need to say in response to that cheap shot because that's all that needs to be said......you now have the choice to either put up or shut up.    you tell me the next time you are in AC (whatever casinos are left by then) and we'll go from there.....you can bring Doris along for protection.     but of course we'll only be grading on ERROR percentage based on perfect play, because (as chittycathy likes to remind us, everything else is just LUCK....right??)    But it can be done and I am willing so,,,,,,,,,Edited to add:  If you want to meet in Vegas, that might work too....I am thinking end of October after the heat dissipates I will be there for a stretch of 10 days....your can choose the place.

[doris13]

first of all,the only one looking dumb here is you.secondly,i have also won in AC in the past 5 years unlike you.third,i wouldn't meet you anywhere.post a picture of you with your harvard degrees,with your name on them and maybe,just maybe i will believe you.i am not attacking you,i am merely searching for the truth.everyone attacks you but you don't attack any of us?time for you to review your own posts.will you really go to vegas this time just like you were going to play in the WSOP?

[DaBurglar]

first of all,the only one looking dumb here is you.secondly,i have also won in AC in the past 5 years unlike you.third,i wouldn't meet you anywhere.post a picture of you with your harvard degrees,with your name on them and maybe,just maybe i will believe you.i am not attacking you,i am merely searching for the truth.everyone attacks you but you don't attack any of us?time for you to review your own posts.will you really go to vegas this time just like you were going to play in the WSOP?LMAO    I rest my case......Lady, WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELF, with their name on it, with their degrees JUST TO SATISFY some STRANGER who is clearly a few pancakes short of a stack?  Who cares whether you believe me, still does not change the fact that its the truth, and does not add one cent to my bankroll.HOWEVER......I will meet you in a public place in AC of your choosing (since I go there a lot anyway)....you can bring a bodyguard, your dog (if you have one although I cringe at the thought of a poor animal being in your care), you can have the cops there, I do not care.   Meeting in a casino is the SAFEST place to meet someone anyway.What are you afraid of Doris?   A cripple and his "wheels of death"????   You've lost.edited to add:  why not ask tedlark to accompany you?  he wants to smack me in the mouth anyway, Like real men do from where he is from....after he pulverizes me, you can wheel me off the boardwalk.   How can you not like that idea? 

[doris13]

who in their right mind would drive 2 hours to meet you?you could not pay me enough.i'm not the only 1 doubting your degrees you know:put up or shut up!

[DaBurglar]

who in their right mind would drive 2 hours to meet you?you could not pay me enough.i'm not the only 1 doubting your degrees you know:put up or shut up!once again you make ZER0 sense or logic....I dont have to "put up" anything, least of all for you, and I am certainly not going to "shut up" simply because you want me to.....but whether you realize it or not, YOU are adding to the importance and stature of my Harvard Degree by demanding I "prove" it to you....by making it out to be such a matter of urgency and magnitude as to require "proof" is flattering to say the least, but also a bit creepy to say the most.    I am not going to give you my real name unless you give me yours,  because quite frankly, I am afraid you will go " all GLENN CLOSE" on me and I will come home one day to find my little Pug Molly boiling in a pot of soup and you standing in the corner of my kitchen with a knife protruding through my Harvard Sheepskin.But...... with us calmly and maturely meeting in a casino, with LOTS of cameras and LOTS of security around us, not to mention lots of people/gamblers  (er, oh wait a second, this is AC we are talking about......scratch the "lots of people/gamblers")......let me rephrase,..... "A FEW gamblers" around us      That way, I can show you my real name, and provide you proof of my education, while you provide your REAL name and allow me time to background check to ensure its not a phony ID, to check records for  criminal behavior, and get your word that you will not used my info to cause problems or strife in my life.so you live 2 hours from AC?   Interesting....so going by tedlark's logic, you must have also had the chance to visit the other casinos within that radius, such as the Philadelphia joints, along with other casinos throughout Pennsylvania, not to mention the ones in upstate New York, and even Mohegan and Foxwoods in Connecticut......so what did (or do) you think of them Doris?   and why dont you visit them more than Atlantic City?