What have you had confiscated at airport security?

[BillyJoe]

No sweat, Kib, remember no one reads this stuff anyway!

Actually, I hang on your every word, MM.

[chattycattty]

Kibelx2, I noticed you are no longer a rookie and are now a forum regular. Hope you decide to stick around for a while. It is nice to see you and several others joining in and contributing to the forum.

[marie meijer]

Oh billy, I had no idea.  I cannot tell you how many times I have retold your neighbor's "cat on fire" story!Too funny!

[Kibel x2]

Thanks Chatty, I think...lol.

Just making up for not chatting much anymore. I tend to get in more trouble over there than here..but, give me time, I can stir many pots...

[Tedlark]

  Kibel graduated last week with the help of Galeygoo. They had more posts going back and forth than Chris Evert & Martina Navratilova ever did.

[Kibel x2]

Not fair Ted...that was when Chris Evert was confused and realized she liked Martina more than John-boy..

[chattycattty]

In any event I am glad you have made at least a partial switch from chatting over to the forum.

[mammajamma]

My favorite paring knife, 3 times. (Different knife each time.)Twice I flipped it my purse after picking it up in the garage where I left it after working in my garden.The other time it was also in my purse but don't know how it got there.

[marie meijer]

OH NO, mamma, your three knives story trumps my one!I am paranoid about emptying non-essentials from my purse before each trip so if it goes missing on a trip, all is not lost. Today's thought: HOW could we collect a big win OR get back on a plane without a driver's license or other picture ID? OR re-enter the USA.

[Kibel x2]

Simple: Dress like an under 18 person from San Salvador...go to the southern border with Mexico...walk across & find a Border Patrol officer...tell them, in Spanish, that you're fleeing persecution & want free stuff.

You will have collected a big win...free plane ride to wherever you claim to have a relative...and entered the USA, all without a picture ID.