"Cheating" in the NFL

[DaBurglar]

[QUOTE=Tedlark]

  Apparently Mother Nature may be a SEATTLE fan? Let it snow, let it show, let it snow...
  got to admit, pretty funny comeback. but, mother nature may be more of a ted fan.[/QUOTE]you lost me/us/the rest of the forum here......wtf does this mean??    Mother Nature is responsible for Ted's 80% success rate at a game that EVERYONE else not named Bob Dancer loses at????     What is Ted,  a Druid Priest or some sh*t???    Does he pray before a shrub before he hits deal?    What did I miss?Notes, a bit of advice:  all the best comedians in, like, forever, were democrats.....or at the very least hated Republicans.     RIP George carlin, greatest & funniest comedian ever

[notes1]

 you are now speaking for the ENTIRE forum. think pretty highly of yourself.  i will be glad to explain s l o w l y.   you have complained about the weather in the northeast, you have told the world you are a PATS fan. he posted mother nature must be a SEATTLE fan, because the northeast is again getting battered by more snow.   i thought that was funny.  my response was mother nature may be a ted fan, because you have complained about the weather and you have an ongoing battle with ted. and, the northeast is again getting battered by more bad weather.  got it.    

[Tedlark]

Gee and all this time I thought DaBurglar was the greatest & funniest comedian ever?

George Carlin? Think more like "The Great One", Groucho, and Eduardo...

[DaBurglar]

 you are now speaking for the ENTIRE forum. think pretty highly of yourself.  i will be glad to explain s l o w l y.   you have complained about the weather in the northeast, you have told the world you are a PATS fan. he posted mother nature must be a SEATTLE fan, because the northeast is again getting battered by more snow.   i thought that was funny.  my response was mother nature may be a ted fan, because you have complained about the weather and you have an ongoing battle with ted. and, the northeast is again getting battered by more bad weather.  got it.    Ohhhhhhh, ok......I get it now!!!!    Ha    yeah, that is pretty friggin funny!   You got a real gift there sir!     I take it all back, the rest of the forum is probably changing their collective drawers from having peed and pooped themselves with laughter!    I think you should try out at the Improv in the nearest major city .... I'll be in the front row.......FYI......I think no more highly of myself than you do, that should be OBVIOUS to anyone who has been reading and keeping up with this idiotic and pointless banter (which I will gladly take my share of responsibility for as long as you do as well...)I did not merely "COMPLAIN" about the weather or even a bad "day".....anyone who has been watching the news, or worse ACTUALLY lives in the Northeast (especially BOSTON) knows that what has been transpiring (and continues to transpire with MORE snow on the way) is something that has reached CRITICAL and DANGEROUS levels....the governor of Massachusetts has been declaring an emergency situation for the past several days and is taking serious and unprecedented action(s) to deal with the situation.......this is not a mere "bad stretch of weather" any longer, this is a crisis....this is now officially one of the WORST winters in history!    So why is it such a big, bad deal that I simply started a thread to discuss this with ANYONE else who might be affected or impacted by this, or who simply wants to vent or let off steam?   What the hell is wrong with that, is that not one, of many, purposes for a forum like this???   I even posted it appropriately in the forum section it should be in, not hijack someone else's thread or pollute a section of the forum, like you did turning the casino cheating in Ohio into a total political crap bag!   seriously, wtf did I do or say that was so egregious here????    And why on earth would you two insist on making mean spirited "sport" of the situation instead of just simply SAYING NOTHING if you do not have anything constructive....I'd even accept your so-called "humor" as an attempt to help others deal with the stress, if it was not filled with sarcastic, self satisfying mean spirited invective directed exclusively at ME.....

[Tedlark]

  I for one was not lost by the recent post made by notes1. I found his humor to be a dry humor with just a whisp of smokiness. Compared to the other stale and flat humors expressed by others here latterly, note1 is a breath of fresh humor.    Was notes1 simply venting, or letting of steam? Hummm???

[olds442jetaway]

You have to be Yankee to pick up on all that dry sense of humor stuff. I thought I had it, but my mom is a Southern Belle so I mess up sometimes and miss it.

[notes1]

i guess i am hybrid, 33 years NYS, 28 year NC. i think the real problem here is someone is so full of anger, they have lost any sense of humor.

[DaBurglar]

i guess i am hybrid, 33 years NYS, 28 year NC. i think the real problem here is someone is so full of anger, they have lost any sense of humor.Yep that's it, I am so full of anger I have lost my sense of humor.....but I am going to work on that.......While I am doing that perhaps you can work on actually coming up with something that is funny....in other words, add a little "moisture" to your "dry" sense of humor.

[olds442jetaway]

DB.....Looks like you have a few fronts open at the same time. Right flank looks good and holding. Left flank needs the artillery brought up a little closer to be within range. Tell the reserves to shape up and get ready. Fix bayonets............

[Tedlark]

Doesn't a person first need to HAVE a sense of humor before they can lose it? Fueling the drones and battoning down the hatches...