Best of the leader board quotes

Post by **Onenickelmiracl** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:02 am

Making a thread for the best quotes seen on the contests
Update as you see them.

First nomination, the current monthly leaders quote from yesterday, "Don't whistle and urinate at the same time". Just hilarious, even more with the Ron Jeremy pic.

Post by **Galeygoo** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:25 pm

"To each his own", I guess. I really didn't think that comment was funny; then when I searched Ron Jeremie, I was even more perplexed...Yeeeek

Post by **Carcounter** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:09 pm

Can't take credit for it, and it's not a quote, but once heard someone say that Michael Moore had more chins than the Beijing phone book.

Post by **Onenickelmiracl** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:06 pm

The joke I first heard was someone having more chins than Chinatown. They just recycled it to take a dig at Moore.

Post by **Onenickelmiracl** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:58 am

If I were to post one, it's be "slip sliding away".

Post by **FAA** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:10 pm

More Chins than the Chinatown phone book.
Ancient version.

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Best of the leader board quotes