Best of the leader board quotes

[Onenickelmiracl]

Making a thread for the best quotes seen on the contests
Update as you see them.

First nomination, the current monthly leaders quote from yesterday, "Don't whistle and urinate at the same time". Just hilarious, even more with the Ron Jeremy pic.

[Galeygoo]

"To each his own", I guess.  I really didn't think that comment was funny; then when I searched Ron Jeremie, I was even more perplexed...Yeeeek

[Carcounter]

Can't take credit for it, and it's not a quote, but once heard someone say that Michael Moore had more chins than the Beijing phone book.

[Onenickelmiracl]

The joke I first heard was someone having more chins than Chinatown. They just recycled it to take a dig at Moore.

[Onenickelmiracl]

If I were to post one, it's be "slip sliding away".

[FAA]

More Chins than the Chinatown phone book.
Ancient version.