Bridesmaid Syndrome

[FAA]

I am officially the Good Luck Charm Chump, Poker Patsy, etc. For the second time in just under three months, the adjacent carousel machine hit a RF. This one was more painful, as I left it after a flush. The guy was about to sit down at an open one. He saw me rising and said, “You’re leaving? I’ll sit there.” I’d taken a loss and went to the quarter progressive. I returned about forty minutes later for his dealt RF. I was so bummed that I kept on losing at mine. I will of course omit the image of the cigar chomping bald man in the interest of privacy and decorum.

[dinghy]

For the second time in just under three months, the adjacent carousel machine hit a RF. This one was more painful, as I left it after a flush.

That's a nice pay schedule. It's basically 9/6 DDB except the kickers and secondary premiums are high cards instead of low. EV 99.46% imo.

Do you ever play the Aces and Faces Bonus? Same concept of higher payoffs for J/Q/K quads instead of 2/3/4. EV 99.25 instead of 99.17 because it's easier to catch quads from high cards than lows.

[FAA]

I don’t even know DDB. What a FML three months. Must be nice to get dealt $4,000.

[TripleTriple]

You would know if you had coughed up another three bucks on 23Dec. Chump.

[FAA]

Did you mark my day of infamy in your diary? Pretty creepy. Taking over bashing duties for my usual bully.

[onemoretry]

Taking over bashing duties for my usual bully.

I hardly think that pointing out the major flaw in your playing style qualifies as "bashing".

[Tedlark]

Taking over bashing duties for my usual bully.

I hardly think that pointing out the major flaw in your playing style qualifies as "bashing".

OMT - please stop bashing FAA. ROTFPIMP.

[onemoretry]

ROTFPIMP.

Rolling on the floor, peeing in my pants?

[Tedlark]

ROTFPIMP.

Rolling on the floor, peeing in my pants?

In the words of the immortal Gary Cooper; "Ahh yup."

[applepear86]

I always feel this way, but then I tell myself if the button wasn't pressed at that precise moment, it wouldn't have happened.