Say a funny joke

Talk about your new shoes, new car, or UFO's!
faygo
Video Poker Master
Posts: 2925
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 am

Re: Say a funny joke

Post by faygo »

In keeping with the gift giving of the season.....
 
A man goes into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possiblities that range in price from $250-$500  in price-- the more sheer the higher the price. Naturally he opts for the most sheer , pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on , and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (no dummy she)
 
I ahve an idea. It is so sheer it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, and tommorow take it back to the store and keep the $500 for myself. She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
 
The husband says " Good Grief!" You would think for $500 they would at least iron it.
 
He never heard the shot.
 
Funeral Thursday at noon.
 
Closed casket.

EDC1977
Video Poker Master
Posts: 2001
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:12 pm

Post by EDC1977 »

I sure hope Tanqueray don't catch ya postin this kinda stuff. You may never hear the shot either!

faygo
Video Poker Master
Posts: 2925
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 am

Post by faygo »

I sure hope Tanqueray don't catch ya postin this kinda stuff. You may never hear the shot either!
 
 
                  "  "

maslow
Forum Newbie
Posts: 3
Joined: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:05 am

Post by maslow »

Just recieved an Advent Calendar from Woolworths, the
 
windows are boarded up and there is nothing inside

scorpio2
VP Veteran
Posts: 558
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:17 am

Post by scorpio2 »

there was a guy having a cell phone interview,for a job.he flushed the toilet,now wonders why he didn't get the job.

Eduardo
Video Poker Master
Posts: 2963
Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:19 pm

Post by Eduardo »

I rarely flush when talking business. My cell phone has a mute though when I decide to.

faygo
Video Poker Master
Posts: 2925
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 am

Post by faygo »

I rarely flush when talking business. My cell phone has a mute though when I decide to.
 
Er.....  should that be doing business?

scorpio2
VP Veteran
Posts: 558
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:17 am

Post by scorpio2 »

might past the test if you spray your filthy cell phone with lysol.

faygo
Video Poker Master
Posts: 2925
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 am

Post by faygo »

might past the test if you spray your filthy cell phone with lysol.
 
Neither nice, nor funny.

scorpio2
VP Veteran
Posts: 558
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:17 am

Post by scorpio2 »

prevent germs,bacteria,disease man!

Post Reply