Say a funny joke

[faygo]

In keeping with the gift giving of the season.....
 
A man goes into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possiblities that range in price from $250-$500  in price-- the more sheer the higher the price. Naturally he opts for the most sheer , pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on , and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (no dummy she)
 
I ahve an idea. It is so sheer it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, and tommorow take it back to the store and keep the $500 for myself. She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
 
The husband says " Good Grief!" You would think for $500 they would at least iron it.
 
He never heard the shot.
 
Funeral Thursday at noon.
 
Closed casket.

[EDC1977]

I sure hope Tanqueray don't catch ya postin this kinda stuff. You may never hear the shot either!

[faygo]

I sure hope Tanqueray don't catch ya postin this kinda stuff. You may never hear the shot either!
 
 
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[maslow]

Just recieved an Advent Calendar from Woolworths, the
 
windows are boarded up and there is nothing inside

[scorpio2]

there was a guy having a cell phone interview,for a job.he flushed the toilet,now wonders why he didn't get the job.

[Eduardo]

I rarely flush when talking business. My cell phone has a mute though when I decide to.

[faygo]

I rarely flush when talking business. My cell phone has a mute though when I decide to.
 
Er.....  should that be doing business?

[scorpio2]

might past the test if you spray your filthy cell phone with lysol.

[faygo]

might past the test if you spray your filthy cell phone with lysol.
 
Neither nice, nor funny.

[scorpio2]

prevent germs,bacteria,disease man!