I sat down at a DDB machine in Oklahoma a couple of weeks ago and knew I was in trouble when I couldn't decide whether to hit a 9-iron or an 8-iron on a 135 yard hole! My mind tends to wander.
Either.
Cut the eight or draw the nine ... or, pull out the wedge and blast it.
Oops Gang, I goofed.
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Faygo is right. I don't have an "iron" in my bag any more. All Hybrids except for the driver and fairway "metals". I like the way you think SM!
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So 135 yards is like being dealt a pair of 8's and a pair of 9's in Deuces Wild? This golf game sounds easy.
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MikeA - Grip it and rip it I say. There's no place on the golf course for timidness. Finess on the dance floor but that's it. My handicap in golf is a 1, the 1 handicap I have is that I'm lefthanded. Good luck, hit em straight and long. ted.
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Ted, Mike has to compensate for a lot of wind and rattlesnakes.
Eduardo, tell me that was sarcasm.
Eduardo, tell me that was sarcasm.
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Ed, he doesn't swing a club while riding on a motorcycle headed towards Vegas does he? Kidding Mike, kidding. Oh, Eduardo sarcastic? Tell me it's not so?
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That would be a sight to see. With all that money under his plastic kmart jacket, plus being intoxicated too boot. Now that is sarcastic.
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My handicap in golf is a 1, the 1 handicap I have is that I'm lefthanded. Good luck, hit em straight and long. ted.
I must have a handicap of 2. I'm left-handed, plus I don't play golf. Does putt-putt count? I do have a set of left-handed golf clubs that have to be at least 50 years old that were given to me by an elderly neighbor before he passed on a few years back. What does that have to do with anything, you might ask - I think it's just my mind wandering.
I must have a handicap of 2. I'm left-handed, plus I don't play golf. Does putt-putt count? I do have a set of left-handed golf clubs that have to be at least 50 years old that were given to me by an elderly neighbor before he passed on a few years back. What does that have to do with anything, you might ask - I think it's just my mind wandering.
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Along with the fact that you're a southpaw non-golfer