Casino Characters

[olds442jetaway]

I’m sure we all have stories about unusual characters we see playing at the casino. I usually just pay attention to the ones who play VP. Sometimes you just can’t help watching them for a minute or so. My two favorites from Bizarro are The Swear Guy and The Swear Lady. They constantly talk to themselves asking and answering their own questions. Problem is they only verbalize in swear words!! Every deal, every draw, and every end result on either a good or bad hand. Both have been around for years. There is another one who actually teaches math at a High School in New York. He is king of the button smashers. He would be first runner up. I imagine I may even be a casino character to some people at the casino. Hee hee hee. I usually reserve my comments which can go on for a few seconds after I hit something after being beaten up for 8-12 hours. Other than that I am pretty stoic when playing unless my favorite servers or VP buddies come along.

[FAA]

When I hit something, I always somehow spontaneously find someone to share my joy with. They’ve always indulged me, fortunately. I need to release all the pent up tension. VP is an expensive roller coaster ride. It’s all worth it when I get paid. I’m sure security would call me a character.