Bizarro World 2024!

[olds442jetaway]

I just pulled into the casino and read about some thing I should have known all along. The variance on multi line play is higher the more hands you play per deal. Since tonight is a pretty low budget night I think I’m going to try and tough it out with a single line game and see what happens

[FAA]

Yes, I would think. This is just another way of conceptualizing my theory. You stay, you pay.

[Tedlark]

Yes, I would think. This is just another way of conceptualizing my theory. You stay, you pay.

Will your theory stand up to an empirical test or be contradicted? Is any video poker anomaly that you endure, reasonable and sufficient to satisfy falsifiability?

[Tedlark]

Sorry, I watched "Oppenheimer " the other day.....

[olds442jetaway]

Machines last night were about the coldest I have ever seen. Not much more to say. Had a nice beer battered cod lunch with chowder. Also a shrimp cocktail. Got to finish up the taxes this weekend.

[FAA]

Sorry to hear. I’ll translate that as -$300. You were battered in multiple ways! Better off with a room beer bath than a casino bath. Mayday, mayday!

[olds442jetaway]

The Mayday Mayday call brings no help unless the slot attendant comes running in the friendly hope of a nice tip. Needless to say, that was not the case…….old saying us guys had going back as far as I can remember when anything not good has happened……one would say to the other… you’ve been screwed, glued, and tattooed….I’ve been reading some AC posts by Jeter. Sounds like a parallel Universe down there. Maybe I can incorporate that somehow into my next as yet unwritten Novel. We can always blame everything on the Aliens.

[FAA]

Employ Chat GPT. Claim every word as your own.

[Tedlark]

Employ Chat GPT. Claim every word as your own.

Think for yourself. When was the last time you had to remember someone's phone number? Exercise your brain.

[FAA]

Sarcasm detector must be down today. We have vastly different senses of humor.