Bizarro World 2024!

[olds442jetaway]

She thanks you!

[Karl_EDT]

I have never actually played Deuces Weld Bonus in a casino for real money before...

If you're looking to do that, Casino Rama has six hot roll machines that have the 98.8% deuces wild bonus game on them. You do not have to enable the hot roll feature.

Thanks that's worth a look. Haven't actually been thru there in quite a while; Casino-rama is located in a beautiful rocky hill area and is a type of boutique Hotel casino with about 300 luxury suites and its always very very clean.

[OTABILL]

WTG Mrs Olds. Per an earlier post of yours, glad you recovered from a steep loss to a lesser loss. Hope next time you have a positive outcome.

[FAA]

A $291 hourly quarter JOB loss is shocking. Caesars JOB “Progressive” carousel is itself no bargain, despite being full pay. I manage to knock out enough FHs to stay somewhat break even if I snag the friendly machine. But JOB becomes boring fast. Incredibly enough, there’s always at least one regular grinding away at it whenever I show up. Hey, they have discipline galore and really tamp down their losses. Once I migrate to the dollar machines, my heart is in my mouth. More importantly, I counted about $3,300 in hits from your last trip. So that would keep me in very good spirits indeed.

[onemoretry]

Thanks that's worth a look.

They are multiline machines (3,5, or 10). I think you can play less than the maximum number of lines if you want. I'm not sure if they have any denominations other than 25c.

Those machines also have 9/6 double double bonus and the 98.91% deuces wild game. That 98.91% deuces game has at least three different names of which I am aware (airport deuces, Illinois deuces, pseudoNSU deuces). When we first saw it, it was at Rama many, many years ago. My wife and I have always referred to that version of deuces wild as Rama Deuces. Of course, no one else knows what we're talking about.

[FAA]

Amazing how much you can lose chasing an extra $9 on a TITO. You’ll be finito!

[olds442jetaway]

I went up to Bizarro Friday because it was Triple Status Points. While I did well on those, I proceeded to generate another wipeout of that days VP bankroll. No discipline failure either. A steady 3 line dollar a line bet on 98.8 Spin Poker Bonus Deuces Wild. ( 800 for bet one ). First time in a long time I didn’t play Martingale Clone which I don’t think could have saved me as there was no Royal, no quad Deuces, no 5 Aces, and not even a Wild Royal. Since I was playing 3 lines, that represents about 1800 hands per hour. My goose was cooked in 6 hours or about 10,800 hands. And 10,800 coin in total. The 1,000 loss also represents a good player return for the casino of 92.6 percent which falls right in line with their stats on what a player keeps of coin in every year. It’s just one percent higher than the average of around 91.6. Their stats lump in VP with slots, so I did no better than the average slot player would have playing 3 bucks a spin for 6 hours. . Three cringe faces. One for each line played. I didn’t even have a free room offer or tickets to Bruce Springsteen Who was scheduled Perform right around the time I left. He managed to get there on time even though he had a flat tire down in South Jersey somewhere.

[FAA]

Boss and Quadfather went flat on the same day a couple hundred miles apart. My MS visit seems miles away too. I’d only go after an AC RF gets me flush. Yesterday I lost $170 in Caesars itself on $1,700 coin in. No premium hands whatsoever. I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. What an ill advised trip and weekend wrecker. I’m convinced that I would have been -$500 in another three hours. It was only half of last trip’s loss. I should break even next trip.

[Tedlark]

Boss and Quadfather went flat on the same day a couple hundred miles apart. My MS visit seems miles away too. I’d only go after an AC RF gets me flush. Yesterday I lost $170 in Caesars itself on $1,700 coin in. No premium hands whatsoever. I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. What an ill advised trip and weekend wrecker. I’m convinced that I would have been -$500 in another three hours. It was only half of last trip’s loss. I should break even next trip.

So, would you consider breaking even next trip a win?

[olds442jetaway]

I would like to say I am getting out of Dodge, but the Mrs needs a break so we are going for an overnite tonight. I’m going to give her my ATM card and most of my bankroll after dinner before we start playing Recent results at least mine too dismal to rehash, but they are posted above. Seems like a wave across the Country except Ted who did well the other day. Good for him. Anyone I missed who did well, good for you too !