Trip Report 2Q Onward
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Re: Trip Report 2Q Onward
More Caesars suffering Saturday. I was determined to start with dollar
JOB. I won $10 from $25 FP. Recycled that, then inserted $100. Mostly on min coin, it shrank
to $21 and rose to about $52. Then I hit my quad, less than an hour in
and min coin. I cashed out at $77. I won $25 from craps FP. Back to
VP, but this time I relented. Quarter machines. I lost $100
in two hours; one or two minor quads. Progressive was $1,015,
hardly incentive to play these 9/6. They play worse than 6/5 in
practice. Lunch; $100 ATM. More dollar JOB. I lost $80 in another two
hours. My conclusion: dollar JOB the entire visit. I lose $40 an hour on
either bank without a quad bailout. Dollar play, comps quickly accrue.
They ran a heavily publicized Cleopatra Celebration promo. Ominously,
hers was a tragic story. Each hour, five winners got free spins in the
high limit room. $2,000 guaranteed win. A brunette in a gold
lame mini dress read names from the lobby. I carefully monitored the
video screens and PA system at 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7 PM. No luck. I
prayed for a snake bite to put me out of my misery. $12 Bally's loss to boot. Reporting from debtors prison on a smuggled device,
this is FAA.
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Minimal Caesars suffering Saturday. I foolishly began on quarter JOB and a poor $1,002 Progressive. I won $17 from $25 FP. Lost that and $20 more on this and a second machine. I finally transitioned to dollar JOB machine. I got about 35 TC before losing $100. I won $25 from craps FP. Quarter JOB revisit; finally found a playable machine. I won $53 from $20; two coin quad. Enough good luck to consider an afternoon session for an attempted comeback. Lunch at Tropicana. Won $2 in first 8/5 JOB hand with a flush. Figured that was enough for a tram, so I left. No trams, so I strolled back. $40 ATM. So $100 bankroll to attack dollar JOB. Every $20 seemed to turn into $40 or more. Of course I fed those white slips back and was stuck down to $94 after two excruciating hours. I then finally got my quad. $75 from three coins. They had pity on me and gifted me four sixes on the draw! I did not even know this detail until later when I checked my photo. Too busy celebrating! I was so thrilled with my $169 that I collapsed into the empty seat to my left. Right as a security guard was walking by of course. He thought that I was in extremis. He asked me if I was okay. I said yes. He followed up and asked if I needed medical attention or anything. More to placate him, I said that I was dehydrated and could use a water. He fetched one from the nearby waitress station. I did not want to make a scene. Just bad timing, as usual! I went over to the high roller room to cash out. Who did I spot at the next teller? The man who won the car last week! I was long gone and had minimal "earned entries" to begin with, so no motivation to remain. This guy is a big time high roller at Bally's high limit room. I figured that he must alternate between that one and Caesars room. I spotted his bemused photo in the Twitter feed and was fairly sure it was him with the man bun and silver mustache. Could not resist chatting. I said, "Excuse me. Did you win the car?" He said, "Yes, I did." I said congratulations and shook his hand. It was a very nice Audi. I'm sure that he damn well earned it with all of his play. It was great to wash up and leave. On my way out, I ran into yet another dog in the high limit room! This one was cuter than Tropicana's. A nice Schnauzer I believe, laying down and enjoying the AC in AC. I petted it. It was nice to relieve the stress after the two hour roller coaster I had just endured. I racked up 126 TC. This was a CET record for this low roller. I got out of town basically even, but had to land on playable machine at the end to accomplish this token achievement. Too burned out to return today.
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More Caesars pain Saturday. The good news is that the spigot on quarter JOB is back on. I had five quads: 75, 75, 125, 75 and 75 coins. All either four fives or four twos. These generated enough for a $20 profit. However, I did horrendous on dollar JOB. I lost $140 in under an hour. To make it even worse, the draw button on the machine was stuck. I should bring a can of WD-40 on my next visit. CET obviously has no interest in smoothly operating machines. Also, a couple was playing two machines away. They traded seats and cashed out every five hands! It was excruciating. I will DEFINITELY avoid them in the future. $1,064-$1,074 Progressive was decent. I lost my $25 FP craps bet. Four kids were playing to kill time before the Jimmy Buffett concert outside. I had gotten free tickets, but general admission on the beach in awful heat and humidity was a horrible idea. I saw him last year, so I was not especially eager. One of the four was at my JOB bank. Two watched her play and gave advice; incredibly annoying. One wandered off to multiline DDB ten feet away. In two minutes he hit the progressive Royal Flush for $1,096! I wanted to kill all of them. Yesterday was better. I hit four quads: 125, 75, 125 and 50 coins. The third was at Bally's, where I won $50 after lunch at Resorts. I won my $25 table FP with a quick seven at craps. I made $15 net of trip cost. Hardly great for my twelve hour day. But at least I did not come home a loser yet again. I actually made $14 on dollar JOB. I was once again gambling like a drunken sailor on this game. Fortunately, I hit a $45 full house. This was a thrill, since my usual high quad is $31. I got the hell out of town.
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Caesars pleasure Sunday. I had trouble on two ornery quarter JOBs. I finally hit a full house to yield $19 from my $25 FP. I was not willing to wrestle with this bank any longer, not with a $1,004 Progressive anyway. I voted with my feet and hit the dollar machines. Same odds, much better comp accrual. But with my $140 hourly loss last week, I was terrified. Adding to the terror were the recent payouts on the screens: $1,550 and $810 on the machines I wanted. The $810 one seemed a safer bet, so I went there. I quickly lost the $19 and inserted $100. It dipped to $96 but no lower. A steady rise made my hour of play quite serene smooth sailing. The total soon read $172. A tidy $53 profit from it tempted me to close shop, but I need that quad to feel like I have played VP. I got to $192. Once there, the goal becomes an even $200. I reached it and was still trending up. It soon hit $238, exactly doubling my machine bankroll. Perfect symmetry. Time to bow out, but for the quad. I went conservative, into total loss prevention mode. The quad came for a measly $25. I cashed out with $248. I lost my $25 table FP with a four to seven out roll. This was a minor blip I could shrug off. I went to lunch at Resorts, where I won a pair of sunglasses. I was tempted to hit the beach and ocean, but the 75% humidity was too damn muggy. I left town at the earliest opportunity with a tidy $148 gambling win. $128 net trip cost. Now this is more like it. I almost wiped out last Saturday's huge loss. The machine was a cash cow which I failed to properly milk. What an amazing ATM. I left over $100 in the machine by going cheap! I'm really lagging behind the Joneses of this forum.
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What is the deal on your junkets? You pay $20 and get a ride, $25 FP and a $25 table bet? Swell deal if you ask me.