THE RNG GAME, play for fun!

[kjmema]

The RNG, so they say, makes the games quite fair
Although I have to wonder if the bosses really care.
All machines are just alike, or so we’re to believe
Or else it is  a secret plot created to deceive. 
So take your wallet and free drink and put your money in
That RNG eventually will give you quite a win.
And if  you loose a bundle and leave feeling sad
Remember all the freebies and you’ll perk up just a tad.
That Random Number Generator just might be a joke
Designed to make us gamblers become a bit more broke.
 
So I've renamed  the RNG and you can do the same
Lets see how many clever things can be made from the name.
 
The   RIDICULOUSLY NAIVE GAMBLER  

[Eduardo]

I do not undertstand but okay I will try to play.

Mr. RNG how are you today?
You are very random, that is what they say.
But kjmema has some doubts, she's paranoid it seems.
Perhaps she thinks that games should pay out cash and then sun beams.We see the odds but can we trust that thing that's known as "math?"I won a thousand dollars once but then I took a bath.Oh cheated, cheated, I must have been, I held four to a royal.And when that lousy 4 popped up my blood began to boil.It should have been a queen, I said! And stormed from the casinoThat RNG failed me again, so I'll just go back to vino.

[Eduardo]

Oops forgot the letters. Really No Guarantee.Fun idea for a topic, kjmema. Excuse the dig I made.

[kjmema]

Classic poem...Loved it.  I'm a she not a he,  LOL   and the Really No Guarantee is wonderful....

[Eduardo]

Oh oops! I have edited it to say "she." Sorry! 

[Webman]

Ah, who would have thought such poetry would arise in this forum. Brings a tear to my eye. Thanks guys.
 
I guess I'll throw in: Random Night Generator.
 
That's because it's not just picking numbers, but randomly determining how my night will go. Will I sleep well? Will I be buying a round of drinks? Will I stay up until 4 trying to get back in the game? Will I bring home an extra suitcase? Well, it's out of my hands and up to the Random Night Generator.

[kjmema]

Of course you'll get poetry.  We video poker players have brains and skill.  Not like those lowly slot players.     We're a classy group!!! 

[Ohio Bob]

Resetting now
Never giving gold
Generating others profit
 
Haiku not resist
 
as this is my first and possibly last Haiku please be kind in your assesment!

[kjmema]

Very good and very true.....A+  

[rascal]

 
No quads today,
It will not pay,
Another buck,
But still no luck.
 
It's a game, not life,
But I fear my wife,
When I lose my money,
And go home to my honey.
 
No quads today,
Why do I play?
I must have a royal,
to keep the wife loyal!