hit a jackpot!!!!!
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Re: hit a jackpot!!!!!
HMMMMMM undies that say JACKPOT! ??
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My wife got a jacket at the Tuscany a few years ago when they were having a promotion (and I got a t-shirt the next month). Otherwise, we've never gotten anything 'extra" for our RFs.
I could really use a pair of those "jackpot" undies.
I could really use a pair of those "jackpot" undies.
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Speaking of Jackpots, this probably belongs on Eduardo's "tell a funny story" thread, but most will admit, the man in the following hit the jackpot:
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR".
His wife playfully nudged him in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year!".
They walked to the second pen which had a sign ATTACHED that said, "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR".
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week. You could learn a lot from him".
They walked to the third pen and in large letters was the sign: THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife, so excited, nearlly broke her husband's ribs with another elbow shot said, "Thats once a day!!! You could REALLY learn something from this one".
The husband looked over at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow".
HIS CONDITION HAS BEEN RECENTLY BEEN UPRGADED FROM CRITICAL TO STABLE
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR".
His wife playfully nudged him in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year!".
They walked to the second pen which had a sign ATTACHED that said, "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR".
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week. You could learn a lot from him".
They walked to the third pen and in large letters was the sign: THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife, so excited, nearlly broke her husband's ribs with another elbow shot said, "Thats once a day!!! You could REALLY learn something from this one".
The husband looked over at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow".
HIS CONDITION HAS BEEN RECENTLY BEEN UPRGADED FROM CRITICAL TO STABLE
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HMMMMMM undies that say JACKPOT! ??
Wouldn't matter to me! How about undies covered with pictures of Ben Franklin? Or the front could show quad Aces and the back could show the 2 of hearts. Shadowman's favorite.
My favorite casino gift was one I got about 10 years ago. It's a transparent Christmas ornament filled with shredded $$$. The place I got it from was Harvey's, now it's a locally owned casino. I bet that year all the other Harvey's gave them away as well, so someone here might have one of those ornaments. It's pretty!
Wouldn't matter to me! How about undies covered with pictures of Ben Franklin? Or the front could show quad Aces and the back could show the 2 of hearts. Shadowman's favorite.
My favorite casino gift was one I got about 10 years ago. It's a transparent Christmas ornament filled with shredded $$$. The place I got it from was Harvey's, now it's a locally owned casino. I bet that year all the other Harvey's gave them away as well, so someone here might have one of those ornaments. It's pretty!
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You guys are really into undies. Maybe we should have an undie swap forum.
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You guys are really into undies. Maybe we should have an undie swap forum.Now WAIT a minute here!
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You guys are really into undies.
I thought this was discussed before. Luck is almost completely controlled by the your undergarments ... or lack thereof ...
I thought this was discussed before. Luck is almost completely controlled by the your undergarments ... or lack thereof ...
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Go comando!!!
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You guys are really into undies. Maybe we should have an undie swap forum.
I thought everyone did that.. from the outside one day to the inside the next.
I thought everyone did that.. from the outside one day to the inside the next.
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I don't know what kind of forum you guys think we're running here......but clearly you can't forget frontwards to backwards.