Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
FAA
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

Post by FAA »

I enjoy it when the establishment gives its patrons a fair chance. Time to delete them from my options.

onemoretry
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Post by onemoretry »

Video poker is video poker. I do not subscribe to the notion that it is more "fair" in some casinos than others, provided that the pay tables are the same.

FAA
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Post by FAA »

Results are results. Always poor at Resorts. If it was my local, I’d go cold turkey! Rid myself of the card, this time for good.

OTABILL
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Post by OTABILL »

FAA wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:40 am
Results are results. Always poor at Resorts. If it was my local, I’d go cold turkey! Rid myself of the card, this time for good.
If the results are always poor and you are constantly complaining about Resorts, why hhave you continued to go there? BTW, this post should be under your "Path" thread.

FAA
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Post by FAA »

This latest fiasco should cement my separation. MS sister casino, so Olds at least may understand how tight the company can be. No other members give a damn either way I’m quite sure.

olds442jetaway
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Post by olds442jetaway »

First trip after Christmas. Strictly 98.5-99.5 machines for me. 96-97machines for the Mrs. As usual, she whooped me. I busted bankroll. No Royal, no quad deuces, no 5 of a kind on Joker Kings. Mostly quarter play both single line and 3 -5 lines. About 10,000 hands. The Mrs. managed to stay even. Nice room and excellent dinner. The new lounge at Bizarro just opened. Very nice. Arrived home to find my final RMD check came in the mail. Good thing. 😬.

FAA
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Post by FAA »

Sorry to hear, if predictable. Hard to justify busting on quality pay tables. I’m staying the hell away from Last Resort. Caesars has been doing better recently. Odds are one of you would be positive/neutral. I like Resorts’ rooms. I’ll sleep much better after no playing them.

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Post by TripleTriple »

FAA wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:40 am
Results are results. Always poor at Resorts. If it was my local, I’d go cold turkey! Rid myself of the card, this time for good.
This just over two weeks after hitting a dealt max quad within five minutes at same venue. It's BS as usual. You'll be back again FAA. And again. And again. As soon as you have poor luck somewhere you start complaining like a petulant brat looking to go somewhere else to get treated "fair". Guess what? The places you go and the games you play are as fair as you're going to get. The only unfair thing I've noticed over the last 4+ years is the way you rob YOURSELF of hand pays and brainwash YOURSELF with faulty logic, self-pity and unwarranted hyperbole. Not sure if you are even real or just someone else's bad joke. My resolution is to not fuel your flatulence any longer. Not even waiting for the New Year.

Sorry FAA, I have been patient, sympathetic, even tried to help and lend advice. I finally realize you don't want help or advice. You want an audience. When legitimately questioned or challenged, you simply ignore it.
Sorry Olds for ranting on your post.
Sorry Webman- any punishment could not be worse than the biting of my tongue this past year.

olds442jetaway
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Post by olds442jetaway »

No problem at all. Good to vent before the New Year. Everyone stay safe and well for the New Year.

applepear86
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Post by applepear86 »

Some casinos are really cold for me and I like to avoid them. It's our right as gamblers to choose where, when, how, and why we gamble. If FAA is not liking the results he's getting at a certain casino, why would he keep going back like it's an obligation of some kind lol?

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