The VP Voodoo - A story of love

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EDC1977
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Re: The VP Voodoo - A story of love

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Ted, marquis lighting on the strip is powerful enough to charge a solar watch so a Segway shouldn't be a biggie. OEJ, Colorado Belle in Laughlin occasionally serves greens with cornbread on BBQ night. I can't imagine how you're able to get around the yard with your segway though. Do the guards give you special privelege? You made reference to 3 Chinese twins. Sets of twins or triplets? Don't bother with random cycles. Ask the RNG guru Eduardo to explain the hit frequency theory for you and you'll begin to see how sharp he really is. Those unaware, Eduardo controls the machines hit frequency to his favor thus he doesn't need to bother with things like perfect play or VPW etc. Hail Eduardo.

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A set of tripet twins Ed. Cd knows all about it.
In china twins are in 3's. I thought everyone knew that sorry, My bad. Unless they were bluffing me, They did remind me of eskimos, but when asked assured me they were chinese. Yong, Wong and YoYo were there names. Humm

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I'm guessing the VooDoo Guru can just install a game king in the front dash of his Segway so that he can practice perfect, oops I mean ABOVE perfect play while commuting to his next victim, oops I mean his next sucker, oops I mean his next student. Eduardo, they don't have collards where you are from? Ted

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Post by Eduardo »

I don't think I have ever seen a collard unless they are also called something else.

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Oh yes, there are mexicani collards. They grow wild in the jungle parts there.

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Post by Eduardo »

Purslane?

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Post by EDC1977 »

I don't think I have ever seen a collard unless they are also called something else. You can substitute with frissete, chard and cale mixed with a pinch of cilantro if you like.

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Post by MikeA »

I lump "collards" in with spinich and turnip greens.  Not bad but you gotta have a taste for them.  I worked in a Safeway Store when I was in high school and I remember a lady who would come into the store right at closing time every Saturday night and corral the Produce Manager.  He would have given her the surplus produce that didn't sell but they had a game they played over the price and the item they haggled the most over was the collareds.  Kind of funny because they "moved" slower than any other item in the produce section....bet they didn't move that slow when this lady cooked them!

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A set of tripet twins Ed. Cd knows all about it.
In china twins are in 3's. I thought everyone knew that sorry, My bad.
 
Oej, most of the folks here don't understanda-da-math as well as you and I do.  Next time, try keeping your numbers in single digits so that we (um, THEY) can follow your stories more easily.
 
Okay, report on my casino trip today -
 
I began my play today and after a while began to notice pre-patterns for a cold cycle, followed quickly by the actual patterns.  Regular readers of my weekly column know that I have considerable experience with that cycle, which is where I get most of my play.
 
There were some unusual new patterns mixed in with the usual ones for a cold cycle.  The usual patterns include a large number of water rings on the bartop in front of me, as well as stiffness in the neck caused by having to tilt my head up to see the widescreen TV.
 
I decided to investigate further, so I switched from my normal Professional play to a new system I've been working on that I call "Frolic Through Town" (FTT).  I will soon have a new book out that describes FTT, for only 49.95 (USD), 29.95 if the pigeon (um, customer) agrees to take copies of some of my other works that are cluttering up my house.  Anyway, FTT allows me to research this cycle more thoroughly and experience it more fully.  After some additional play I concluded my research for the day with the usual cold cycle post-patterns (more water rings, as well as a lighter wallet).  I then headed home to begin work on my next column.  On my way out the door I ran into four of the three twins that you mentioned, and we chatted for a while.  So ends this report.
 

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Post by EDC1977 »

 Hey CD, seeing your post and thinking about how you two count in binary put alot in perspective. I then got to thinking, did those water rings form random patterns or in the shape of the Olympic rings?

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