'Gaming Today' dumps Fa La La La La.... La la la la

[MikeA]

Come on CD.  You're joking with me, right?  It's not the code nor is it the corners of the chips.  It's the NUMBERS that get worn.  Heck, they are sitting there in a little cup inside the machine somewhere bouncing around waiting to be selected.  There is no way they could avoid becoming a bit frazzled around the edges!  The chip and software are just responsible for picking the number that happens to have jumped the highest at the nanosecond the chip and software decide they need one.  The numbers would become worn from use long before the software and chip were showing any signs of fatigue.Yesh!  I know you were just joking!  Wern't you?  Of course you were.

[oej719]

MikeA it is good to see you kicking some Fa La La La La.... La la la la booty.
Tell us more about your worn numbers pattern detection idea. How can I capitalize on it?

[MikeA]

MikeA it is good to see you kicking some Fa La La La La.... La la la la booty.
Tell us more about your worn numbers pattern detection idea. How can I capitalize on it?There is not a lot to it and I haven't completely worked out all the details yet,  however, I've determined that the trick is to get to the point of being able to focus on those 11,000,000 numbers that the machines select from.  Once you can do that, then you'll notice the worn ones.  When there are more of them in the cycle than crisp unused ones, then you change your holds to favor drawing to pairs of them.As for learning to increase optical sensory perceptions to examine those 1-second cycles, well, I'll leave that as an exercise for the student.

[oej719]

But you think it can be done?

[cddenver]

There is not a lot to it and I haven't completely worked out all the details yet,  however, I've determined that the trick is to get to the point of being able to focus on those 11,000,000 numbers that the machines select from.  Once you can do that, then you'll notice the worn ones.  When there are more of them in the cycle than crisp unused ones, then you change your holds to favor drawing to pairs of them.

 
Don't forget, an important part of the process is using your 401(k) account number and PIN to help decode the pseudo-random number sequence.  If you're helping someone out with a training session, be sure to get that information beforehand.  Those additional numbers create balance and harmony during play by causing the worn numbers to be ignored, and the crisp new numbers to be selected instead.  Be sure to tell your clients to just delete any urgent messages from their financial planner when they get home, as that "saving" philosophy is just for chumps, anyway.

[MikeA]

But you think it can be done? Well, the evidence I've witnessed so far would imply that there could be significant potential for a successful endeavor.  As I said, there are some minor things that need to be worked out.  I'm practicing on my home computer at this time and am getting better at observing 60Hz flickers of numbers that I programed to display more or less subliminally .  I'm running this off of the IRQ Interrupt Vector on my PC.  Once I conquer this methodology I will seek a faster method of display so that I can more closely emulate the functionality of the number generators in the gaming sector.  I have noticed that the number Six seems to be just a bit more rounded than some of the others such as Seven, Four, and One....those seem to remain pretty crisp.  There is some evidence that Two, Three, Five, Eight and Nine seem to be showing some signs of wear as well.  If this holds true then I'm pretty sure that the best holds are going to have to be 7's, 4's and Aces which are represented by the Unit character.  With that adjustment in strategy, it is going to be difficult for me to throw away three Sixes in order to hold for the pair of Fours but that would be the correct strategy to utilize in that particular situation when playing Double Double Bonus.  It doesn't matter whether you are playing a 10/6 game of a 6/5 game since you don't care about the Full House in that situation anyway...only the Quad Fours, especially since the unit kicker is still crisp!

[oej719]

Utopia is just around the corner guys. Now back to my yoga.

[cddenver]

Utopia is just around the corner guys. Now back to my yoga.
 
If you mean that MikeA's getting a little, um, existential on this I'd agree with you.  I don't like this talk where numbers are doing funny things just by themselves.  That doesn't make sense; it almost sounds like mathematics.  I'm much more comfortable with chips that have rounded corners, or sweating hamsters.
 
He also mentions three Sixes.  Perhaps that's just a coincidence, and perhaps...not.

[oej719]

You know 6's are 9's turned upside down. Fa La La La La.... La la la la pointed this out to me. He is an Einstien. One of his alias's keeps PM me and he uses the same words that were in singers last eletter such as bigot, racist, liar, and cretin. I think he has spent to many winless Knights in the Casino. He hates to be called sweet.

[rascal]

Fa La La La La.... La la la la's latest column, posted yesterday, shows that he is getting more and more paranoid. Read the last few paragraphs.
 
He also refers to a $40,000 Royal last Tuesday at Aquarius, where I play a lot. I know a lot of the casino personnel there and I'm going to try to find out if he hit it or if it is just another pattern...... Will keep you posted.