'Gaming Today' dumps Fa La La La La.... La la la la

[shadowman]

All one needs to do to understand Fa La La La La.... La la la la is view his posts in the last 6 months on the LVA FFA forum. He was banned from all LVA forums a year or two ago. Now he returns under alias IDs and attacks various members or VP players in general. He has created at least 10 false ids in this time. He has denied his true identity many times.
 
Essentially, Fa La La La La.... La la la la lies constantly. There's no nice way to put it. His claims about VP.com are no different. No reason why one shouldn't consider his personal claims to have one sniff of truth either. 
 
What he despises about us is that we have seen through his lies and know the truth. No need to spend much time on this. Pretty much business as usual when it comes to Fa La La La La.... La la la la.

[felix]

That's about right. This is someone with a colossal ego, hard to believe how much of an ego he has. What The Shadowman said about lying is 100% correct. If Argentino's lips are moving he is lying. When he started writing he discovered the novelist's secret that specificity is the key to credibility, so he will include a lot of specific little things in his column to try to make them more believable. He starts writing his column with a drink at hand and the drunker he gets the looser the column gets. He fancies himself as a Hemingway behind the keyboard. I feel sorry for his victims.

[oej719]

Felix I just got to meet you someday. You always hit the nail right on the head.

Faygo you are right. A good piece of fried chicken once in a while is heaven.

Cd and Eduardo come on now that was just a small briefcase size case. You make it sound like a big ole duffle bag full of money. That was my assisant Waldo. I knew his Mama and promised her I would see after him after she passed. His Mama worked for me many years RIP.
You guys had quit the wad yourselves if I recall.

I wasn't always in the moneylike now. Hard work and risky business pays off, with some good luck thrown in. Now if I could live to be 400 years old and spend it all.

That Fa La La La La.... La la la la guy sure shows alot of interest in a mans legs doesn't he? From what I remember I was not wearing shorts. Makes me wonder if he likes to pitch and catch if you get my drift. He does have borderline tendencies it seems. Whatever floats a guys boat these days I guess. Vegas is the place for that too I reckon. Probably he does better with that than VP.!!!!!
It was 110 degrees that day and I thought it was weird that he had on a heavy long sleeves shirt buttoned all the way to the neck. Whatever.

Looks like he lost this battle. He will have some long dark KNights at the Casino from now on. I feel Victorous and it feels good. I SPOOKED him real good. He has got to regret ever meeting OEJ.

[oej719]

Thanks guys for all the latest letters from robbie. Sounds like he is very ticked off at my pink sweetie picture about him. He has again attacked our webman and this forum.
He says he will be driving across country with the grandkids. Wow that will a therapy session for the kiddos.
See how much granpa can drink??HA. Dragging them from casino to casino. Nice. No wonder it is going to take him a month. He is hung over until 11am so he can't hit the road until about 1pm after his bowl of soup. He has to find a casino between 5-6pm eat, drink and gamble. Then startover the next day.
Sounds like something I would be sick of after a day or two but it is a PATTERN. His significant other seems to have been fired from their supermarket sacker job is the reason they can be gone a month.
Is there a difference between a PATTERN and a CYCLE?
If he stops in AC maybe a forum member can lend him a few bucks or better yet take him to a gas station a buy him a few gallons of gas. Never give cash to a boozer like him.

[cddenver]

Is there a difference between a PATTERN and a CYCLE?

 
I've wondered about that myself.  I think his theory of patterns is that they are indicators that a nice individual hand is coming up, and his theory of cycles refers more to play over time, and not individual hands.  I don't know if special plays are part of either one - or both - or neither - or if they are their own little world. 
 
My thinking is that his personal training for cycles and special plays must not be going too well, which is why he's coming out with the new patterns stuff.  Trying to drum up some business as far as personal training goes.  He says that he'll soon be putting out more detailed information on patterns; I'm already looking forward to it. 

[shadowman]

I think the lack of definition of either patterns or cycles comes from the FACT that neither exist. Fa La La La La.... La la la la knows if he tries to document them as something that can be tested it will become obvious it is all a hoax. Therefore, expect more insinuations with absolutely no supporting evidence.  
 
I've mentioned before that Fa La La La La.... La la la la has a tendency to describe his own self-loathing when he writes. His latest newsletter is a perfect example. He states ... "spew lies, hate & bigotry of all kinds" ... which is a perfect description of Fa La La La La.... La la la la's latest rants on the LVA forum before he was banned yet again.

[oej719]

Why would a machine have to give out signals such as patterns etc before a big payout? Is it trying to communicate to the player? Like hey dude notice I have been dealing a lot of 6's, maybe you should go up a denomination or 2 cause I am fixing to puke out 4 aces.
A bunch of fresh BS from RS the truth substitute, the pink stuff suits him perfectly.

[cddenver]

Why would a machine have to give out signals such as patterns etc before a big payout? Is it trying to communicate to the player? 

 
"Why?" questions are ones Rob doesn't like to answer, and I'll go out on a limb and assume that he won't explain the "Why?" when he puts out his pattern information. 
 
A RNG doesn't know anything about a deck of cards, or how hands are scored in VP.  It's just kicking out numbers which the game software translates to card values.  When playing a hand, the numbers from the RNG aren't influenced by what happened on any previous hand, and the results of a hand have no influence on the numbers put out by the RNG on any subsequent hands.  They're all independent events.
 
That's not to say that you don't see all kinds of interesting runs during a session, good or bad, but they don't have any bearing on what follows.   Example - suppose you've been dealt three Aces.  The chance of pulling that fourth Ace on that hand is the same whether you've had a previous run of 3oak's or whether you haven't seen any 3oak's at all.
 
 

[MikeA]

Yes yes...we all know it is random.  But we also know that just like a regular deck of cards, they become worn.  Those random numbers have the corners worn off of them after they have been used a while and if you can detect this, and detect which numbers are worn and can catch that flickering change (millions of times a second!) you can presume that the numbers that are worn the least are the ones that the RNG is going to grab.  I mean EVERYONE knows this!  Or maybe it's the worn numbers that get selected.  I get confused about that part.

[cddenver]

Yes yes...we all know it is random.  But we also know that just like a regular deck of cards, they become worn.  Those random numbers have the corners worn off of them after they have been used a while and if you can detect this, and detect which numbers are worn and can catch that flickering change (millions of times a second!) you can presume that the numbers that are worn the least are the ones that the RNG is going to grab. 

 
You gotta be more specific - do you mean the game chip is worn, or the code?  Seeing an unexpectedly worn (or unworn) number flying by might cause the hamster on the wheel to miss a beat.
 
If it's the code - well, I'd think that the code must have a pretty dull life, what with doing the same old thing day in and day out <yawn>.   Maybe it gets to feeling frisky now and again and decides to lay some surprises on you.