Airplanes, luggage, parking

[EDC1977]

OEJ, you're too funny! You should be opening somewhere replacing some other comic! I will repeat a post I made awhile back. If it weren't for bad draws, you'd have no drawers!

[marie meijer]

 I noticed a very expensive men's suit (never mind, we are born knowing important things!besides it was the only suit in sight) at the airport and man of distinction. Husband had already spoken to him as he sees economist S.L. on CNBC every day, specialist in Russian economy. He was most unhappy because he had just missed his flight to Minneapolis. I do not have all the details but he had phoned ahead about making the flight and his plane left FOUR minutes early! Apparently he was told the plane would be there for him. He was able to catch another flight a short time later. Our flight was ten minutes early in leaving. I did not know flights could do that! We were at our gate early and noticed another flight to Detroit would be leaving two hours earlier. One rep was totally cooperative and another the opposite. One said the earlier flight was not full and we could switch. The other said NO WAY! Then, we could each pay an additional $25 to switch. I see it to their advantage to get us out of there on the earlier flight. We were trying to figure out how to catch our checked luggage without making another two hour round trip to the airport to pick it up later. Then we were told it was impossible to switch flights because of the already checked luggage. You can always try, does not hurt to ask and a lot seems to depend on the mood of the person you ask!

[oej719]

S.L.? What Stuart Little? St. Louis? Sonny Liston?

The black community lost Bernie Mac and Shaft all in one weekend.

[marie meijer]

Steve Liesman has a very impressive profile/biography on the net. He's Senior Economic Reporter on Squawk Box M-F, 6-9 AM, ET. CNBC.                Yes, the loss of those two entertainers is a shocker.                                       Keep watching Mike Phelps win the GOLD! Peter Vanderkaar has the sweetest, and no doubt proudest, parents in the world! Both Peter and his bro, Alex, were in Long Beach CA in Olympic trials four years ago. Peter made it into the Olympics. There was a parade in his home town after he won in the four man relay. MI is SO proud of both swimmers!    hop!

[EDC1977]

HAH, I see SM has joined the ranks of comedians among us of Ginxxx, oej, and eddacat. Without marie, where would you be? You need a straight person to set you up! Or worse yet Up Set you!

[oej719]

Is Video Poker ever going to be a summer Olympic event?
Or maybe a part of the winter games?
I watch Cnbc but with the sound off since if I want to know what they are saying I just read their lips. It is a skill I learned in spy school. Thing is my eyes are not as sharp as they once were. Might get me that lasic operation one day after next big deal cashes in.

[EDC1977]

With that X-ray spy vision, you might be able to see a pattern forming before you actually predict it!

[oej719]

The way I understand it is the machine has to have a pattern before it is able to hit a jackpot and unless you can spot the pattern the jackpot will not hit. Just another way to drum up business for his living.
Just like the A, b, c, surefire way to make money in the market. Just follow A,b, c, and you can make money in any market just pay me $3500 and be on your way to millions.

I like the crystal ball method best. I am selling genuine american made crystal balls to a limited number of people for a special $999US with free shipping but you must call now. These are not sold in stores. One per family please.
Note* results may vary and depend on experience. Not available in canada.

[shadowman]

I was just about ready to place my order but I realized you'd probably consider Minnesota to be just another Canadian province and void the order.

[oej719]

I have just one left and i will make an exception and hold it for you even though most of Minn is in canada.
Not sure how well it will work there. It was only tested at UL labs in america by singers mathamaticians, and they used chinese arithmatic.
It is still worth a shot shadow. Cd has one and he seems pleased.
Use at your on risk I say.