Fa La La La La.... La la la la Groupies

[oej719]

This is a new topic for all the Fa La La La La.... La la la la fans to post there meetings and experiences of meeting and learning from the Master.
Let's see how fast these pages fill up. Please feel free to use an alias ID of course. Have at it.
If there are none someone please meet him and give us some facts.
Let us be enlightened by this boastful, wealthy, handsome, married, father, and God of the Quads(with kicker). So someone please take one for the team and meet him for all of us confused, low class, addicts with chubby 5 cent butts, with secratary slug spouses. Please. I would do it myself but am flat broke due to VP. Who will step up to save us before it is all to late.

[rascal]

I'll go first. I was penniless, homeless, down on my luck, alcoholic, diabetic, terminally ill, mentally challenged, and a Packer fan to boot.
 
I was stumbling along the Strip in Las Vegas late one night, searching for leftover cigarette butts, when suddenly in the gutter I spotted an almost-brand new copy of Rob's book! I grabbed it and began leafing through it.
 
The message was overpowering. If I could just master this wisdom, then I too could be SOMEBODY! I read the entire book as I sat on the curb, with the bright lights of the Strip all around me. I was enchanted by Rob's story. It offered me new-found hope in my sorry, wasted life.
 
I finished the last page of the last chapter and leapt up, ready for action! I searched my pockets and there it was....a penny! Hey, hey, I wasn't penniless after all.
 
I raced into the nearest casino, armed with my penny and the wisdom of Rob's book. I ran to the first VP machine I saw and I ignored the pay tables, because I was looking for only one thing: A big hit.
 
It was a strange feeling, dropping my very last penny in the world into that VP machine. But I wasn't nervous -- I had read the book and I was now a man of absolute faith!
 
Just seconds after inserting the penny into the machine, the light began blinking and that wonderful Royal Flush music began playing. I was rich!
 
That was the beginning of my turnaround in life, possible only because I happened to find that magic book in the gutter. Today, I am no longer homeless or penniless. My health is perfect. I am now the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. My personal automobile is...you guessed it...a snazzy brand new Corvette. Most of all, I am SOMEBODY, thanks to Rob's system. 
 
 
 
 

[oej719]

Ok great we have our first brave soul come forward with his moving tell of the great one. That was brave of you Rascal, Thanks.  You are to be applauded I feel so humbled by your story, gives me hope of a brighter future.  Did the special plays unlock the secret?  Give us more oh Rascal.
Do not hoard the wisdom bestowed upon you, it must be passed on for posterity.  

[anonymous1]

I met with Rob four years ago to learn his system and now i am a destitute addict due to his system. I was content to play nickel machines until Rob taught me that only losers play these machines. The progression system of going from $1 to 5 to 10 to 25 machines resulted in financial ruination for me. I know that damn quad will come when i get to the $100 machine. I just need to collect 300 more cans from the side of the road and then i will have reached my goal to return to the casino to collect on that quad. I still have faith.

[oej719]

Tell us more about your meeting. Does he do a combover like his photo depicts? Does he shake and quiver like he has withdrawls? Did he ask to borrow money from you? Did he have weird and goffy mannerism's.
Did you get to see the SPECIAL PLAYS? Did you loose all of your money and feel like a sucker? Did you use a slot card?
 
Hang in there dude the quads with a kicker will be waiting for you. Keep searching for those cans. Don't stop untill you reach your goal of 300.

[Minn. Fatz]

This is all amusing enough but maybe belongs in the Fa La La La La.... La la la la vs. Shadowman section?

[pokeherguy]

{This is all amusing enough but maybe belongs in the Fa La La La La.... La la la la vs. Shadowman section? }
No I think it belongs right here. I don't personally know either of them but as far as Shadowman goes I've never seen a single post he has made that did'nt make sense. I think we all know as far as VP goes there is no magical system that will insure a win everytime. All we can do is make the right plays and hope for the best. I have no idea if babybubba has won or lost a lot of money but I do know if you win the losses will come also. Last month I went through a bit of a win streak and its hard to believe but I'm now the proud owner of a 3 in a row losing streak. I'm not sweating it though because its part of the game. I'm still ahead and have made money in 2005 and 2006 and expect I will do the same in 2007. I have done it without any stratagy at all and very lttle discipline. The only edge I seem to have is my lack of fear and my trust in the payback percentage. I won't lie I win a lot but I lose a lot too.
 
Now comes my question about babybubba what does he stand to gain with his claims? I've never noticed him selling anything.

[anonymous1]

Tell us more about your meeting. Does he do a combover like his photo depicts? Does he shake and quiver like he has withdrawls? Did he ask to borrow money from you? Did he have weird and goffy mannerism's.
Did you get to see the SPECIAL PLAYS? Did you loose all of your money and feel like a sucker? Did you use a slot card?
 
Hang in there dude the quads with a kicker will be waiting for you. Keep searching for those cans. Don't stop untill you reach your goal of 300.
 
I will allow you to watch me play if you pay me $10,000. A bargain price in my opinion. Act now as this is a limited time offer well worth it for seeing the SPECIAL PLAYS. If you can't afford that, i will let you see the system for "How to win $100,000 on slot machines", for a mere $2500. I need to go back out now to collect more cans- only need 292 more to reach the goal!

[babybubba]

 
Now comes my question about babybubba what does he stand to gain with his claims? I've never noticed him selling anything.
 
Some people will claim it's the books--which any knowledgeable gaming person knows make little money esp. after the first year. One or two others will claim it's because I'm trying to be recognized, but as anyone in the industry already knows I'm cleary the most recognized and most important entity in the industry. Name another vp expert who both wins as much and as consistently as do I and has had a publication relationship with the two most respected, tenured and knowledgeable gaming names in the industry: Gaming Today & Gamblers Bookshop--for 7 years.
 
Rather, you'll find the type of envy you see here anywhere that I post, because remember, these forums are made up of gamblers, and by definition most have the weakness of being very addicted, and just about everyone but the extremely lucky lose. Many times because of these issues you'll find anger incorporated among the multiple aliases used by those who love to hate to love me. At the same time you'll see a few infected whiners come on and make believe no one ever learns from me, yet at the same time as soon as anyone joins a post even partially agreeing with my points, that hurts the Fa La La La La.... La la la la-haters so much that they then claim it's really me using an alias. Which of course warms my heart over with their obvious internal struggles.
 
Oh, BTW....if you check the computer addresses of shadowman with oej719 guess what you'll find.  Then go over to fezziksplace.com and see if you can identify which poster is shadowman. Here's a hint: He just joined, and he's claiming I'm "using an alias" when I quit that forum months ago because I completely humiliated the host--who backed out of several bets with me over, you guessed it, my play results.
 
This area reserved for the usual denial and accompanying face-saving

[shadowman]

  Name another vp expert who both wins as much and as consistently as do I
 
Jean Scott, Bob Dancer, Cogno, Paladin, ...
 
Oh, BTW....if you check the computer addresses of shadowman with oej719 guess what you'll find.  
 
Nothing. We were both members long before you joined. Kinda puts a kink in your theory.
 
By the way, I was gone all Monday when oej719 was at his best. You remember, I always visit a local Indian casino then. Those places you claim no one can win generated me another $1370 profit.
 
Then go over to fezziksplace.com and see if you can identify which poster is shadowman. Here's a hint: He just joined, and he's claiming I'm "using an alias" when I quit that forum months ago because I completely humiliated the host--who backed out of several bets with me over, you guessed it, my play results.
 
I hope everyone does join. They can get the benefit of advice from LV pros who agree that Fa La La La La.... La la la la's claims are all bogus. You can also see several Fa La La La La.... La la la la aliases who come on and are obviously Rob himself. They use the same grammar and expressions and disappear whenever he states he is permanently leaving ... again.
 
PS. Rob, I've been a LV advisor member for some time. Where do you think I got much of the evidence that discounts your claims? Not to mention the truth about your bet with Fezzik.